Week 13 Wrap-Up, Week 14 Preview

Week 13 Wrap Up:
Chris
125.60
Norm
61.40
Mike
109.85
Greg
95.05
Kim
103.95
Dan
107.75
Doug
83.15
Marc
116.75
Dave
100.95
Ed
80.30
Jodie
65.55
Brian
54.70
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dan
8-5
4-1
1314.90
1270.60
Marc
5
Doug
8-5
2-3
1339.75
1303.15
Kim
6
Marc
7-6
2-3
1320.10
1350.00
Dan
7
Kim
7-6
2-3
1268.25
1249.90
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dave
9-4
4-1
1378.95
1209.40
Greg
10
Greg
4-9
1-4
1306.95
1396.75
Dave
11
Mike
4-9
3-2
1272.75
1360.05
Ed
12
Ed
2-11
2-3
1098.60
1330.85
Mike
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
9-4
3-2
1262.75
1069.85
Chris
4
Jodie
8-5
4-1
1354.55
1240.45
Norm
8
Chris
6-7
2-3
1339.65
1402.95
Brian
9
Norm
6-7
1-4
1259.60
1332.85
Jodie
Playoff scenarios:
Wild Card – Must have more points scored than anyone else tied with you
Dan: Win or Doug loss, win the division. Win & Doug win OR loss AND Doug loss, win division.
Doug: Win & Dan loss, win the division,
If Dan, Doug, Kim & Marc all tie, Dan wins division (divisional win %)
Dave: #1 seed with win.
Brian: Win or Jodie loss, win the division
Jodie: Win AND Brian loss, win the division (divisional win %)
Thursday Night Football:
Raiders @ Chiefs (8:25 pm)
Raiders12.jpgKC6.jpg
Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Bills
Broncos
@
Titans
Saints
@
Buccaneers
DC Grudens
@
Eagles
Cardinals
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Panthers
Bengals
@
Browns
Bears
@
Lions
Texans
@
Colts
Vikings
@
Jaguars
Jets
@
49ers
Falcons
@
Rams
Seahawks
@
Packers
Cowboys
@
Giants
Monday Night Football:
Ravens @ Patriots (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
He’s recovering from back surgery the way only Gronk can…

A video posted by Rob Gronkowski (@gronk) on Dec 2, 2016 at 6:52pm PST

Here he is in happier times… doing a commercial for Madden 17, when he was healthy… and on the cover… when no one who is on the cover stays healthy the next season…
For a list of cover athletes, LOOK AT THIS. Either John’s got some really weird mojo going on (even his beloved Brett Favre got hit with it) OR football is a REALLY violent game where it’s a miracle that everyone doesn’t get really hurt EVERY week.
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
It’s a TIE!!!  The Jets, 49ers, Dolphins & Panthers
Way to earn your paychecks, guys!
The Jets were… well… the Jets. They completely embarrassed themselves and didn’t even pressure Andrew Luck (the guy you might have recognized this year as a piñata) in a 41-10 loss on MNF.
The 49ers lost 26-6 in snowy Chicago. They were penalized 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct after several players did snow angels in the end zone after a return TD. The problem? The return guy stepped out of bounds at the 4. No TD AND you get the ball at the 19, not the 4. Colin Kaepernick was benched in the 4th quarter after going 1-5 for 4 yards passing. Hey, Chip Kelly, do you know how to acquire more passing yards? Try calling more than 5 pass plays in 3 quarters you dummy!
The Dolphins were 7-4 and on a 6 game win streak. They got smoked 38-6 by the Ravens. The RAVENS!!! Baltimore was averaging 19.9 ppg before the game. You can’t name their running backs. Try it.
The Panthers were 4-7, going into SNF AT Seattle (bitter rival for the last few seasons) with their playoff hopes flickering. Cam decides to test the coach by not wearing a tie, even though he was given the option of several types on hand by the team. Riverboat Ron benches him for the first series. The first series was one play, as Derek Anderson (yes that Cleveland Browns Derek Anderson) started, had a counter-roll right screen pass to Mike Tolbert. The ball flicked off of Tolbert’s hands for an interception. 3-0 Seattle off the bat and the Panthers never really recovered, losing 40-7.
Winner:
Johnny Manziel

A photo posted by Johnny Manziel (@jmanziel2) on Dec 5, 2016 at 10:28am PST

Welp, looks like not only is his possible career as a NFL QB over, he seems to not care at all. Your boy was in Miami this weekend at Art Basel, pounding bottles.
So if you’re going there to do that and put whatever you think you had as a career as a NFL QB (which was already on life support) in jeopardy, you’ve got some logic issues. Here’s a guy I don’t usually reference to explain exactly what is the issue with Johnny:
This… THIS is the world we live in?
Dylan.gif
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Freddie Ljungberg: Former winger for the Swedish national team, Arsenal, West Ham and Seattle Sounders FC
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 12 Wrap-Up, Week 13 Preview

Week 12 Wrap Up:
Chris
87.85
Jodie
133.30
Mike
70.40
Dave
82.95
Kim
123.50
Marc
104.25
Doug
119.20
Dan
113.65
Greg
102.75
Ed
99.95
Brian
101.20
Norm
112.00
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Doug
8-4
2-2
1256.60
1186.40
Marc
5
Dan
7-5
3-1
1207.15
1166.65
Kim
6
Kim
7-5
2-2
1164.30
1142.15
Dan
7
Marc
6-6
1-3
1203.35
1266.85
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2*
Dave
8-4
3-1
1278.00
1129.10
Ed
10
Greg
4-8
1-3
1211.90
1286.90
Mike
11
Mike
3-9
2-2
1162.90
1265.00
Greg
12
Ed
2-10
2-2
1018.30
1229.90
Dave
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-3
3-1
1208.05
1004.30
Jodie
4
Jodie
7-5
3-1
1289.00
1185.65
Brian
8
Norm
6-6
1-3
1198.20
1207.25
Chris
9
Chris
5-7
1-3
1213.95
1341.55
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
Cowboys @ Vikings (8:25 pm)
Dallas1.jpgVikings2.jpg
Sunday Schedule
Chiefs
@
Falcons
Lions
@
Saints
Rams
@
Patriots
Broncos
@
Jaguars
Texans
@
Packers
Eagles
@
Bengals
Dolphins
@
Ravens
49ers
@
Bears
Bills
@
Raiders
Giants
@
Steelers
DC Grudens
@
Cardinals
Buccaneers
@
Chargers
Panthers
@
Seahawks
Byes:
CLE, TEN
Monday Night Football:
Colts @ Jets
Colts3.jpgJets8.png
Around the League:
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Raheem Sterling: Winger/Attacking Midfielder for the England National Team, Manchester City and formerly of Liverpool
Raheem Sterling.png
You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you!
dealwithitcat.gif
Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Thanksgiving Preview

Week 12 games –
No more cross division. It’s the home stretch. 3 more weeks, all against your division!
Chris
@
Jodie
Mike
@
Dave
Kim
@
Marc
Doug
@
Dan
Greg
@
Ed
Brian
@
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
A 3-pack for Thanksgiving!!!
Vikings @ Lions (12:30 pm)
Vikings5.pngDetroit5.png
DC Grudens @ Cowboys(4:30 pm)
Washington2.jpgDallas7.jpg
Steelers @ Colts (8:30 pm)
Steelers3.jpgColts4.png
Sunday Schedule
Titans
@
Bears
Jaguars
@
Bills
Bengals
@
Ravens
Cardinals
@
Falcons
Giants
@
Browns
Rams
@
Saints
49ers
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Texans
Seahawks
@
Buccaneers
Panthers
@
Raiders
Chiefs
@
Broncos
Patriots
@
Jets
Byes:
NONE!!!
Monday Night Football:
Packers @ Eagles (8:30 pm)
GB7.jpgEagles1
Good Luck to All!
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Week 10 Wrap-Up, Week 11 preview

Week 10 Wrap Up:
Chris
103.00
Ed
69.40
Mike
100.25
Dan
105.90
Kim
92.00
Brian
88.45
Doug
99.10
Dave
109.45
Jodie
110.80
Greg
119.40
Norm
142.65
Marc
109.35
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
7-3
3-0
1017.85
924.10
Dave
4
Doug
6-4
1-2
1016.20
985.10
Mike
5
Kim
6-4
1-2
962.90
952.00
Norm
8
Marc
5-5
1-2
1013.20
1076.40
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
6-4
2-1
1071.70
983.05
Dan
10
Mike
3-7
2-1
1004.85
1060.85
Doug
11
Greg
2-8
0-3
999.00
1130.40
Chris
12
Ed
2-8
2-1
830.05
1014.90
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-1
3-0
1039.10
806.40
Marc
6
Chris
5-5
1-2
1069.45
1098.10
Greg
7
Jodie
5-5
2-1
1043.55
1009.50
Ed
9
Norm
4-6
0-3
1001.10
1028.15
Kim
Thursday Night Football:
Saints @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
NO5.jpgCarolina7.png
Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Browns
Ravens
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Lions
Titans
@
Colts
Bills
@
Bengals
Buccaneers
@
Chiefs
Bears
@
Giants
Cardinals
@
Vikings
Dolphins
@
Rams
Patriots
@
49ers
Eagles
@
Seahawks
Packers
@
DC Grudens
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NYJ, SD
Monday Night Football:
Texans @ Raiders (8:30 pm)
Texans7.jpgRaiders9.jpg
Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
Getting crushed so hard by Earl Thomas that there were conflicting reports as to whether or not he had a punctured lung.
Then he gave props to Earl after that.

Bozo of the week
joker-money.png
First Runner Up:
Bill Simmons
It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Bill. His HBO show tanked and was cancelled, his parlay of the Pats winning the AFC East and Hillary winning the Presidency tanked so he turned to his beloved internet to do what he does. He criticized Cris Collinsworth’s analysis of why the Seattle O-Line looked good by saying that someone should ‘gently’ tell Cris that the Pats front 7 is bad. Cris was having none of it and 360 windmill dunked with his junk all up in Simmons’ face.
Collinsworth Simmons.jpg

Just look on the bright side, Bill… Your Pats are still 7-2.
Winner:
Brian
joffrey-dead.jpg
The King is dead, long live the king.
After a 9 week reign of terror over the league, Brian has finally lost.
He will be rueing the fact that he left Tyrell Williams (WHO?!? WR, SD) on the bench with his 18.50 points or even not playing Martellus Bennett (TE, NE) with his 10.20 points. The New England defense didn’t help with a full Blutarsky this week: 0.0.
His unbelievable luck in having everyone score poorly against him finally ran out and Kim strolled in like Negan while Lucille took Brian’s head clean off.
Negan SNL Chappelle.jpg
This… THIS is the world we live in?
Dylan.gif
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Rodrigo Palacio (Striker for Boca Juniors, Genoa and Internazionale (Milan) and formerly of the Argentinian national team)
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree… what are THOSE?!?), but he’s got something for you:
Terminator-deal-with-it.gif
Dennis Green Memorial Patch
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Week 9 Wrap-Up, Week 10 Preview

Week 9 Wrap Up:
Chris
134.75
Mike
98.85
Kim
110.35
Ed
74.75
Doug
71.05
Brian
134.75
Dave
95.45
Jodie
112.15
Greg
95.30
Marc
107.30
Dan
109.50
Norm
105.85
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
6-3
3-0
911.95
823.85
Mike
4
Doug
6-3
1-2
917.10
875.65
Dave
6
Marc
5-4
1-2
903.75
933.75
Norm
7
Kim
5-4
1-2
870.90
863.55
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
5-4
2-1
962.25
883.95
Doug
9
Mike
3-6
2-1
904.60
955.25
Dan
11
Ed
2-7
2-1
760.65
911.90
Chris
12
Greg
1-8
0-3
879.60
1019.50
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-0
3-0
950.65
714.40
Kim
5
Jodie
5-4
2-1
932.75
890.10
Greg
8
Chris
4-5
1-2
966.75
1028.70
Ed
10
Norm
3-6
0-3
858.45
918.80
Marc
Thursday Night Football:
Browns @ Ravens (8:25 pm)
Browns on fire.jpgBaltimore5.png
A team so awful, even their home fans can’t coordinate a 3 part sign properly. The Zombie Browns at the old Browns.
Dawg Pound.jpg
Sunday Schedule
Packers
@
Titans
Vikings
@
DC Grudens
Bears
@
Buccaneers
Chiefs
@
Panthers
Falcons
@
Eagles
Rams
@
Jets
Broncos
@
Saints
Texans
@
Jaguars
Dolphins
@
Chargers
Cowboys
@
Steelers
49ers
@
Cardinals
Seahawks
@
Patriots
Byes:
BUF, DET
IND, OAK
Monday Night Football:
Bengals @ Giants
Cincy7.jpgNYG5.jpg
Around the League:
Dennis Green Memorial Patch
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Week 10 Wrap Up, Week 11 Preview

Week 10 Wrap Up:
Chris
103.00
Ed
69.40
Mike
100.25
Dan
105.90
Kim
92.00
Brian
88.45
Doug
99.10
Dave
109.45
Jodie
110.80
Greg
119.40
Norm
142.65
Marc
109.35
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
7-3
3-0
1017.85
924.10
Dave
4
Doug
6-4
1-2
1016.20
985.10
Mike
5
Kim
6-4
1-2
962.90
952.00
Norm
8
Marc
5-5
1-2
1013.20
1076.40
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
6-4
2-1
1071.70
983.05
Dan
10
Mike
3-7
2-1
1004.85
1060.85
Doug
11
Greg
2-8
0-3
999.00
1130.40
Chris
12
Ed
2-8
2-1
830.05
1014.90
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-1
3-0
1039.10
806.40
Marc
6
Chris
5-5
1-2
1069.45
1098.10
Greg
7
Jodie
5-5
2-1
1043.55
1009.50
Ed
9
Norm
4-6
0-3
1001.10
1028.15
Kim
Thursday Night Football:
Saints @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
NO5.jpgCarolina7.png
Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Browns
Ravens
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Lions
Titans
@
Colts
Bills
@
Bengals
Buccaneers
@
Chiefs
Bears
@
Giants
Cardinals
@
Vikings
Dolphins
@
Rams
Patriots
@
49ers
Eagles
@
Seahawks
Packers
@
DC Grudens
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NYJ, SD
Monday Night Football:
Texans @ Raiders (8:30 pm)
Texans7.jpgRaiders9.jpg
Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
Getting crushed so hard by Earl Thomas that there were conflicting reports as to whether or not he had a punctured lung.
Then he gave props to Earl after that.

Bozo of the week
joker-money.png
First Runner Up:
Bill Simmons
It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Bill. His HBO show tanked and was cancelled, his parlay of the Pats winning the AFC East and Hillary winning the Presidency tanked so he turned to his beloved internet to do what he does. He criticized Cris Collinsworth’s analysis of why the Seattle O-Line looked good by saying that someone should ‘gently’ tell Cris that the Pats front 7 is bad. Cris was having none of it and 360 windmill dunked with his junk all up in Simmons’ face.
Collinsworth Simmons.jpg

Just look on the bright side, Bill… Your Pats are still 7-2.
Winner:
Brian
joffrey-dead.jpg
The King is dead, long live the king.
After a 9 week reign of terror over the league, Brian has finally lost.
He will be rueing the fact that he left Tyrell Williams (WHO?!? WR, SD) on the bench with his 18.50 points or even not playing Martellus Bennett (TE, NE) with his 10.20 points. The New England defense didn’t help with a full Blutarsky this week: 0.0.
His unbelievable luck in having everyone score poorly against him finally ran out and Kim strolled in like Negan while Lucille took Brian’s head clean off.
Negan SNL Chappelle.jpg
This… THIS is the world we live in?
Dylan.gif
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Rodrigo Palacio (Striker for Boca Juniors, Genoa and Internazionale (Milan) and formerly of the Argentinian national team)
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree… what are THOSE?!?), but he’s got something for you:
Terminator-deal-with-it.gif
Dennis Green Memorial Patch
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Week 8 Wrap-Up, Week 9 Preview

Week 8 Wrap Up:
Chris
89.20
Dave
138.00
Mike
111.80
Jodie
116.40
Kim
82.15
Greg
116.10
Doug
112.85
Norm
87.30
Dan
59.05
Brian
91.50
Ed
72.95
Marc
89.10
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Doug
6-2
1-2
846.05
740.90
Brian
4
Dan
5-3
3-0
802.45
718.00
Norm
6
Marc
4-4
1-2
796.45
838.45
Greg
7
Kim
4-4
1-2
760.55
788.80
Ed
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
5-3
2-1
866.80
771.80
Jodie
9
Mike
3-5
2-1
805.75
820.50
Chris
11
Ed
2-6
2-1
685.90
801.55
Kim
12
Greg
1-7
0-3
784.30
912.20
Marc
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
8-0
3-0
815.90
643.65
Doug
5
Jodie
4-4
2-1
820.60
794.65
Dave
8
Chris
3-5
1-2
832.00
929.85
Mike
10
Norm
3-5
0-3
752.60
809.30
Dan
Thursday Night Football:
Falcons @ Buccaneers (8:25 pm)
Atlanta3a.jpgBucs11.png
Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Ravens
Cowboys
@
Browns
Jaguars
@
Chiefs
Jets
@
Dolphins
Eagles
@
Giants
Lions
@
Vikings
Panthers
@
Rams
Saints
@
49ers
Titans
@
Chargers
Colts
@
Packers
Broncos
@
Raiders
Byes:
CHI, CIN
NE, ARI
WAS, HOU
Monday Night Football:
Bills @ Seahawks (8:30 pm)
Buffalo7.jpgSeahawks1.jpg
Around the League:
Did you ever wonder if Tom Brady eats Halloween candy? Do you wonder if Tom Brady is a good actor? The answers are: Yes and NO!!! How do I know this? He posted a video of himself consuming candy and it is wonder-awful.
Speaking of the Patriots, someone threw a ‘marital aid’… on the field… during a play…
If you want to know more about the aid, what was written on the aid, and the reaction to the aid, CLICK HERE.
It’s Halloween
Time for athletes to dress up in very strange things:
Dave Chappelle didn’t show up but someone dressed like Rick James did:

Matt Harvey (P, NYM) is nicknamed the Dark Knight, but apparently doesn’t know a ton about Batman’s ouevre.. No, Matt, Joker is NOT a part of Two-face’s character.
Kevin Love finally lived up to his billing as a superstar with these costumes (with his girlfriend), but the whole Cavs roster went full out. Look at this!
What’s Gronk up to?
He’s putting on wigs and glasses and posing as a Lyft driver (Lyft for those of you who are unfamiliar is a direct competitor with Uber).
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Chris
For the second time you win the award. It’s ok, you would have lost anyway as your season slips away because you’ve had the most points scored against you this season. Only one guy is within 91 points of that… Greg, who is a robust 1-7 after winning this week.
You thought that hey, every QB has been going off on the Oakland secondary because their roster construction is redundant. Mike Lombardi (FS1 and the Bill Simmons podcast NFL analyst) says that Oakland built their secondary like a basketball team having all power forwards. Yeah, they can cover one type of guy great (other power forwards) but they can’t guard point guards, wing players or true centers. Oakland apparently can cover Mike Evans types, but not the Danny Woodhead small scooting guys and apparently, not huge Tight Ends or even good route running possession receivers either. Jameis is at home, he should do GREAT!
The problem is that you forgot your Buccaneers stink and you sat Derek Carr. While Derek didn’t do much the last few weeks, he decided to go off for 513 yards, 4 tds and 47.95 points. Sure, Jameis was OK with 24.60, but c’mon man!
Winner:
You… the American Public.
Not only are you subjected to this dumpster fire that won’t get off of your television that is the Presidential Election, but you may have been subjected to any of the following games:
Jacksonville at Tennessee
NY Jets at Cleveland
Or Minnesota at Chicago.
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There’s a big problem in that list: 2 of those were prime time games and the other had a team in the #1 market in America. Oh, Oakland which was not listed and was in an… eventful game had 23 penalties for 200 yards… and still beat Tampa in overtime when 2 defensive backs hit the receiver at the same time and knocked each other off the tackle. Very ‘Three Stooges.’
This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Giovanni Simeone – 21 year old Argentinian born Striker for Genoa (and formerly River Plate). His father is Diego Simeone who is the manager for Atletico Madrid.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 7 Wrap Up, Week 8 Preview

Week 7 Wrap Up:
Chris
132.60
Dan
102.55
Mike
91.10
Marc
95.45
Kim
98.95
Dave
97.20
Doug
85.10
Jodie
60.50
Greg
89.55
Norm
114.50
Brian
99.45
Ed
71.70
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
5-2
3-0
743.40
626.50
Norm
4
Doug
5-2
1-2
733.20
653.60
Brian
5
Kim
4-3
1-2
678.40
672.70
Greg
7
Marc
3-4
1-2
707.35
765.50
Ed
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
4-3
2-1
728.80
682.60
Chris
9
Mike
3-4
2-1
693.95
704.10
Jodie
11
Ed
2-5
2-1
612.95
712.45
Marc
12
Greg
0-7
0-3
668.60
830.05
Kim
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
7-0
3-0
724.40
584.30
Dan
6
Chris
3-4
1-2
742.80
791.85
Dave
8
Jodie
3-4
2-1
704.20
682.85
Mike
10
Norm
3-4
0-3
665.30
696.85
Doug
Thursday Night Football:
Jaguars @ Titans (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Washington
@
Bengals
Chiefs
@
Colts
Raiders
@
Buccaneers
Seahawks
@
Saints
Lions
@
Texans
Jets
@
Browns
Packers
@
Falcons
Patriots
@
Bills
Chargers
@
Broncos
Cardinals
@
Panthers
Eagles
@
Cowboys
Byes:
LA, MIA
NYG, PIT
SF, BALT
Monday Night Football:
Vikings @ Bears (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
We now know what Aaron Rodgers is going out for Halloween as:(during his post game press conference after beating the sorry-ass Bears)

Sorry Geno Smith Era 2.0… Gone to a torn ACL… maybe when you have a starting job and owe $600 to a defensive lineman, maybe you should just pay it and not risk losing your starting job, and having everything befall you that has befallen you. They’ve created an idiom about this: Let sleeping dogs lie.
The Arian Foster era is over. I’m not telling you who or what or if to worship in your spiritual life, but it’s rather ironic that Arian Foster was one of the best backs in the league prior to the 2015 season, announced in the 2015 preseason that he’s an athiest, immediately tore his achilles, then signed with the Dolphins, got injured again, then retired.
Say what you want about Trent Dilfer… but this is flawless logic and analysis:

What’s Gronk up to?
He scored his franchise tying 68th TD against the Steelers. He currently shares the record with Stanley Morgan. Does he know what is next? You bet your bippy he does!!! Gronk is a national treasure.
Bozo of the week
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Second Runner Up:
The NFL
This group of clowns continues to amaze. They’re again proving that just because you have tons of money, that doesn’t mean you’re smart. Stop assuming that these people have characteristics that they keep showing you they don’t have.
From this weekend:
I already alerted you to this in week TWO!!! Read my stuff, Goodell!

No one knows what a catch is anymore… or pass interference… or if hitting someone as you jump over them as you attempt to block a FG is a penalty.
Speaking of that… a Seattle 6 – Arizona 6 game in OT had an opportunity for each to kick a GW FG in OT…
Attempt 1 by Arizona:

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Attempt 2 by Seattle:
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You’ve got assistant coaches urinating into Gatorade cups on the sideline during the game.
The 49ers can’t return a punt. 49ers fever… CATCH IT… no really, catch the punt!
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Speaking of jumping to block field goals: We had a 6-6 Sunday night primetime tie, followed by Trevor Siemian v. Brock Osweiler, followed by Jags @ Titans… but it’s KAEPERNICK’S fault that the ratings are down.
First Runner Up:
Dan
Left Jay Ajayi on the bench for the second consecutive week. The 27.60 points could have helped some, along with the 32.70 points he could have wrangled for you last week. In related news, Dan is 0-2 the last two weeks.
Winner:
Everyone involved in the Houston Texans organ-I-zation
Bill O’Brien… you were prohibited by NFL rules from even MEETING with Brock Osweiler before having to offer him a contract in the offseason. Another branch off of the Belichick coaching tree appears that it will crash to the ground and spontaneously burst into flames. He joins the long list of coaches like: Josh McDaniels, Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis and Eric Mangini (‘The Mangenius’) of soon to be spectacular failures as head coaches.
D’Andre Hopkins: I’m so sorry that the Texans are going to waste your time and talent and career by having THIS schlub throwing the ball to you just like they wasted the great Andre Johnson’s career by having a mix of David Carr, Matt Schaub & TJ Yates throwing the ball to him.
The city of Houston: You should still have the Oilers. If you did, you wouldn’t be in this mess now.
Brock Osweiler:
The good news: You got paid $72,000,000 (with $37M guaranteed…reportedly… if you believe that NFL Contracts are worth the paper they’re written on) off of a 5-3 run with one of the best defenses in the history of the NFL and a comeback win at home v. New England after the Pats muffed a punt.
The bad news: You threw for the 2nd least amount of yards in NFL history for a QB with 40+ attempts in your dismal return to Denver (131 yards). You were so bad, that the internet did this to you:

This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Marouane Fellaini – Midfielder for the Belgian National team and Manchester United
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 6 Wrap-Up, Week 7 Preview

Week 6 Wrap Up:


Chris
66.65
Doug
125.60
Mike
88.00
Kim
63.20
Dave
130.35
Marc
88.80
Jodie
110.95
Dan
79.40
Greg
90.85
Brian
92.95
Ed
99.15
Norm
121.00


League Standings


Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
5-1
3-0
640.85
493.90
Chris
4
Doug
4-2
1-2
648.10
593.10
Jodie
7
Kim
3-3
1-2
579.45
575.50
Dave
8
Marc
2-4
1-2
611.90
674.40
Mike


Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
4-2
2-1
631.60
583.65
Kim
6
Mike
3-3
2-1
602.85
608.65
Marc
11
Ed
2-4
2-1
541.25
613.00
Brian
12
Greg
0-6
0-3
579.05
715.55
Norm


Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
6-0
3-0
624.95
512.60
Ed
5
Jodie
3-3
2-1
643.70
597.75
Doug
9
Chris
2-4
1-2
610.20
689.30
Dan
10
Norm
2-4
0-3
550.80
607.30
Greg


Thursday Night Football:


Bears @ Packers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule


Giants
@
Rams
Saints
@
Chiefs
Colts
@
Titans
Vikings
@
Eagles
Browns
@
Bengals
Washington
@
Lions
Raiders
@
Jaguars
Bills
@
Dolphins
Ravens
@
Jets
Buccaneers
@
49ers
Chargers
@
Falcons
Patriots
@
Steelers
Seahawks
@
Cardinals
Byes:
Dal, Car


Monday Night Football:


Texans @ Broncos (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:




Joe Thomas (LT, Cle) had a last minute update to the Browns’ injury list:

Happens to a lot of us, man… Maybe you can talk to Brian Urlacher about it.
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The Buffalo Bills are helmed by the Ryan Brothers (Rex & Rob). They are known for keeping things relatively light in meetings and the dressing room. The latest thing they do that’s become public? The coaches have walk-up songs just like hitters do in MLB when they approach the plate to hit. The Bills have songs play before each coach comes up and installs a play. Rob’s song? There’s a clue in the first sentence:



Pray for Browns fans:


This is what Lawrence Timmons (LB, Pit) thinks of that shirt… (and what he thinks of getting beat down by Miami… MIAMI!!!)


Jim Nantz appears to NOT be impressed with players protesting racial inequality and police brutality. Just to be clear, here is Nantz’s resume: Born in Charlotte, NC, grew up in New Orleans, LA & 2 different towns in New Jersey. Was part of a country club in high school. Went to the University of Houston and played on the golf team with Fred Couples & Blaine McCallister. Play by Play announcer for CBS golf. Anchored CBS’ ‘The Masters’ coverage since 1989. CBS #1 NFL PBP announcer since 2004. CBS Final Four PBP announcer since 1991. Frequent political contributor to George W. Bush, Lindsey Graham, max contribution to Jeb! 2016. Use some common sense and try to figure out what shaped his views…


Winner of the week: Dak Prescott… Dak has the Cowboys 5-1 going into the bye and is looking at Tony Romo, Jason Garrett and Jerry Jones like:


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What’s Gronk up to?


He’s redefining what ‘The Patriot Way’ means after his 7 catch, 162 yard, 1TD performance.


He’s also taking exception to low hits to his knee/ankle area as well as Martellus Bennett from the Bengals ‘PacMan’ Jones and Vontaze Burfict. Woof – Woof.


He’s also doing a little shimmy shake disco move in the end zone after Legarrett Blount’s score.


Bozo of the week


Third Runner Up:
Referees in the Falcons-Seahawks game


No big deal guys, if you breathe on a WR downfield in the league, it’s either Illegal Contact, Holding or Pass Interference. How the hell did you miss THIS on a 4th down???



Bruh, that was so obvious, even Mark Clattenburg would have penalized that.
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Second Runner Up:
The Colts


You couldn’t beat a team that did this:
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You’re wasting Andrew Luck’s career and deserve the owner you’ve got.




First Runner Up:
The Bengals


First the Cowboys whip you, now the Patriots played just about as poorly as they can (barring injury) and they put up 35 on you.
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Winner:
Matt Forte!!! Well, not MATT FORTE, but ‘matt forte’


This is what it’s like to be a Bears fan this year… You’re pudgy, white, probably past your prime, but you don’t know it. You still think ‘you’ve GOT IT!’ Let me show these Jags fans what it’s like to live in a REAL town. Oh, dear god, I’ve made a horrible mistake!





This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Salomon Kalou – Forward/Attacking Midfielder for the Ivory Coast’s national team and Hertha Berlin. Formerly played for Feyenoord, Chelsea and Lille.


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You may ask what the hell he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!


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Week 6 Wrap-Up, Week 7 Preview

Week 6 Wrap Up:


Chris
66.65
Doug
125.60
Mike
88.00
Kim
63.20
Dave
130.35
Marc
88.80
Jodie
110.95
Dan
79.40
Greg
90.85
Brian
92.95
Ed
99.15
Norm
121.00


League Standings


Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
5-1
3-0
640.85
493.90
Chris
4
Doug
4-2
1-2
648.10
593.10
Jodie
7
Kim
3-3
1-2
579.45
575.50
Dave
8
Marc
2-4
1-2
611.90
674.40
Mike


Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
4-2
2-1
631.60
583.65
Kim
6
Mike
3-3
2-1
602.85
608.65
Marc
11
Ed
2-4
2-1
541.25
613.00
Brian
12
Greg
0-6
0-3
579.05
715.55
Norm


Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
6-0
3-0
624.95
512.60
Ed
5
Jodie
3-3
2-1
643.70
597.75
Doug
9
Chris
2-4
1-2
610.20
689.30
Dan
10
Norm
2-4
0-3
550.80
607.30
Greg


Thursday Night Football:


Bears @ Packers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule


Giants
@
Rams
Saints
@
Chiefs
Colts
@
Titans