2017 Week 2 Wrap-Up, Week 3 Preview

Week 2 Wrap Up:


Chris
80.60
Doug
87.65
Norm
81.50
Dave
84.35
Dan
94.50
Jodie
70.60
Ed
133.30
Kim
94.90
Mike
73.55
Ron
109.50
Brian
95.85
Jacquie
97.60


WHEW! That was close!!!


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Runner Up:


Dave – Dave’s Ameer Abdullah and Kenny Golladay combined for 9.40 points and outdueled(?) Norm’s Paul Perkins and NYG Def (8.20) to sneak out an 84.35-81.50 win.


Winner:


Jacquie – She got 3.70 out of Theo Riddick and got some good luck with only 1.70 out of Brandon Marshall and Jordy Nelson getting 0.00 because of a pulled quad to sneak by her husband, Brian, by 1.75 points: 97.60-95.85


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
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Runner Up:


Chris – After cruising to victory in week 1, the seas got decidedly rougher for week 2. #1RB Jordan Howard had 7 yards on 9 attempts at Tampa, then left the stadium with his arm in a sling. Corey Coleman broke his hand… AGAIN. Also, Chris’ soon to be Ex-kicker, Younghoe Koo (LAC), missed two 40 yard FGs (one with 5 seconds left that would have won the game) to lose to Doug by 6.95 points.
Younghoe, I know you’re only the 4th Korean born player in the NFL, but I think Jerry Glanville said it best:


Winner:


Kim – Her beloved Greg Olsen broke his foot, Corey Davis pulled his hamstring and despite a very reasonable 94.90 points, got blowed out by Ed 133.30-94.90.
Keep your chin up, Kim:


Thursday Night Football:


Rams @ 49ers (8:25 pm)
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If you choose to watch, I’m sure at the end of the 1st quarter, you’re all like:


Sunday Schedule


London alert!!!


Ravens @ Jaguars (9:30 am)
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Broncos
@
Bills
Steelers
@
Bears
Saints
@
Panthers
Buccaneers
@
Vikings
Browns
@
Colts
Dolphins
@
Jets
Texans
@
Patriots
Falcons
@
Lions
Giants
@
Eagles
Seahawks
@
Titans
Chiefs
@
Chargers
Bengals
@
Packers
Raiders
@
DC Grudens


Monday Night Football:


Cowboys @ Cardinals (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:


It looks like the NFL guys on Fox are really happy that football is back.


Everyone is as happy as Marshawn Lynch when they play the Jets…


The Philly-KC game had all kinds of stuff…
Like an absurd catch at the end of the first half…


Did Ertz make it to the end zone? Of course not. Did Philly then miss the ensuing FG attempt, of course they did.
We also had this:
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Dude, didn’t they specifically put a medical tent in place on each sideline this year so if you really needed to you could do that?


Roger Goodell handed this cameraman for a 6 game suspension by the league for domestic violence after the game.


Jags fans were WAY, WAY too happy after their surprise win at Houston. This is outright gross…


That is the type of thing that makes the rest of us want to do this to the great state of Florida:
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Nothing and I mean NOTHING is more ‘Gronk’ than Rob Gronkowski scoring his 69th TD as a pro, followed by him injuring his groin in the same game….


Meanwhile, Sam Bradford didn’t get touched last Monday night, went 27-32 for 346 and 3TD. Then this week, he showed up on the injury report… which was weird because he didn’t get touched AND not weird at all because… he’s Sam Bradford. Hey, let’s ask his coach what’s going on:

One week or six weeks is decidedly NOT fine…


Bills 3 – Panthers 9
Looks like Bills fans are already in mid-season form after looking at that offense:


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Atlanta opened up their new stadium and
a) played basketball


And b) caused A-A-ron Rod-gerrs to contemplate switching insurance agencies:
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And c) well…


The Miami @ LA Chargers game featured Jay Cutler the way you remember him from the last 10 years.
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No, not that way, I was thinking more like this… Just look at this majestic hail mary at the end of the first half… 15 yards out of bounds! BTW… 13-16 for 75 yards is a plague upon this land…
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The Chargers didn’t let a little thing like a missed game winning FG that led them to LOSE 19-17 to Miami stop them from firing off their celebratory cannon!!!
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The NFL Fever has HIT LOS ANGELES!!!



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In the College Game:


Colorado St. 23 – #1 Alabama 41
Tulane 14 – #2 Oklahoma 56
#3 Clemson 47 – #14 Louisville 21
Texas 24 – #4 USC 27 F/2OT
Georgia St. 0 – #5 Penn St. 56
But at least it wasn’t ALL bad for this Georgia State kid…


Fresno St. 16 – #6 Washington 48
Air Force 13 – #7 Michigan 29
Army 7 – #8 Ohio St. 38
#9 Oklahoma St 59 – Pittsburgh 21
#10 Wisconsin 40 – BYU 6
#12 LSU 7 – Mississippi St. 37
Samford 14 – #13 Georgia 42
Mercer 10 – #15 Auburn 24
#16 Va Tech 64 – East Carolina 17
#18 Kansas St. 7 – Vanderbilt 14
#19 Stanford 17 – San Diego St. 20
SMU 36 – #20 TCU 56
Oregon St. 23 – #21 Washington St. 52
Illinois 23 – #22 South Florida 47
#25 UCLA 45 – Memphis 48


Tennessee came back against Florida to tie it up, had worn the Gators defense down and Florida had squandered about 25 seconds getting a play off. They had 9 seconds left and had to go 67 yards. So just don’t let them get behind y…


#23 Tennessee 20 – #24 Florida 26


Belhaven 0 – Texas Lutheran 37… Wait, what? Why is this here?


It’s a Field Goal, believe it or not!
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It’s HOCKEY Season!!
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Groin shot of the week
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Winner:
I’m going to be a track star!



He would have been better off listening to Clint:
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Week 3 Preview:


Chris
Dave
Norm
Brian
Dan
Kim
Ed
Mike
Jodie
Ron
Doug
Jacquie


Good Luck to All!!!


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2017 Week 1 wrap-up, Week 2 preview

Week 1 Wrap Up:


Chris
114.50
Norm
53.20
Dan
108.30
Ed
108.15
Jodie
62.30
Mike
61.65
Kim
74.75
Ron
107.70
Brian
95.45
Doug
85.80
Dave
69.85
Jacquie
78.35


WHEW! That was close!!!


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Runner Up:
Mike couldn’t get quite enough points from Kyle Rudolph and Demaryius Thomas to overcome Jodie and lost by 0.65 points


Winner:
Damn it, if Dan, who was behind Ed all week, have Adrian Peterson and Keenan Allen do JUUUUUUUUUUUUST enough to squeeze out a 0.15 win.


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
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Winner:
Norm
This poor bastard started Andy Dalton, who put up a smoooooth -6.35 points while he:
a) got shut out at home,
b) threw 4 INTs
c) lost a fumble and
d) had a hat thrown at him as he left the field… and THAT wasn’t the worst part of his week…
#2 overall pick David Johnson (RB Ariz) dislocated his wrist during the Lions game and is expected to be out between 6-12 weeks. He will go on IR.
Oh, and Kevin White (WR, Chi) broke his shoulder blade. He’s made 5 total appearances in 3 years.
I’m sure all of those things have Norm like:
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Thursday Night Football:


Texans @ Bengals (8:25 pm)
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A team who was trying to inspire its city but instead lost at home 29-7 to JACKSONVILLE at a team that lost at home 20-0 to Baltimore… on 3 days rest… oh, and there’s this:



How many times can we say this… schedule a SECOND bye week for all teams. The second bye MUST be the week before the team is scheduled to play on Thursday Night Football™!!!!
Is that simple enough for you?


Sunday Schedule


Bills
@
Panthers
Bears
@
Buccaneers
Vikings
@
Steelers
Cardinals
@
Colts
Patriots
@
Saints
Browns
@
Ravens
Eagles
@
Chiefs
Titans
@
Jaguars
Jets
@
Raiders
Dolphins
@
Chargers
Cowboys
@
Broncos
49ers
@
Seahawks
DC Grudens
@
Rams
Packers
@
Falcons


Monday Night Football:


Lions @ Giants (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:


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… But it’s Kaepernick’s fault ratings are down…
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Maybe part of the problem is that NOT ONLY does nobody know what the hell is a catch anymore, apparently the officials don’t know what constitutes a forward pass, either.
Here is Kirk Cousins, trying to rally the DC Grudens from 22-17 down with under 2 minutes left:


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Now, that’s unfortunate, but the officials let the play go because it’s easier to overturn and bring it back rather than blow the play dead prematurely. Surely, replay will correct this error, as the people in New York (who now control all replay calls) will see that his arm was going forward, he released the ball, it got blocked and it’s an incomplete pass…


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Wait, WHAT?!?!


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The Name is Cole Beasley


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The Colts got whipped by the Rams so badly, that Chuck Pagano forgot who the hell they played!



Blake Bortles showing the kind of leadership only a QB with more pick 6s than wins can:



Bills fans had a busy weekend…One parking lot wedding:




Meanwhile… The Jets are the Jets:




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In the College Game:


#5 Oklahoma, now freed from the shackles of Big Game Bob Stoops stewardship went to the Horseshoe at #2 Ohio State and won 31-16. Some may say that Baker Mayfield went too far,



but people who live in a city called ‘Columbus’ being offended by someone planting a flag in a piece of land wasn’t his? … WELL THEN…


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Heisman trophy winner Lamar Jackson continued his reign of terror by putting up 393 yards passing, 3 Pass TD, 132 yards rushing and 3 rushing TD as #17 Louisville beat North Carolina 47-35. I’m sure he won’t be highly regarded by NFL scouts, though, as he’s not 6’6”, 245. He’s only 6’3” 211, can run like the wind and has pretty good accuracy, so naturally, they’ll try to turn him into a WR… While Scott Tolzien, Josh McCown, Tom Savage, Cody Kessler, Nathan Peterman, Paxton Lynch, Sean Mannion, Blake Bortles, Chad Henne, Christian Hackenberg, Connor Cook, and Ryan Fitzpatrick all hold down QB paychecks/starting jobs.


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#13 Auburn 6 @ #3 Clemson 14 in an old school slobber knocker battle in death valley.
Cincinnati @ #8 Michigan 36-14.
The Lane Kiffin led Florida Atlantic Owls 14 @ #9 Wisconsin 31
The Fightin Blue Hens (Joe Flacco’s alma mater) of Delaware 0 @ #18 Va Tech 27
Nebraska 35 @ Oregon 42
Fresno St. 10. @ #1 Alabama 41
Pitt 14 @ #4 Penn St 33
#23 TCU on the road beat Arkansas 28-7.
Indiana St. 7 @ #25 Tennessee 42
Chattanooga 10 @ #12 LSU 45
LSU hired Ed Orgeron to be their new head coach. He perfectly exemplifies the region he’s coaching. Cajun to the core. He reminds you of one thing when you hear him talk:



And this when you see him:



#14 Stanford 24 @ #6 USC 42
Boise State 44 @ #20 Washington St. 47 in 3 OT!!
#15 Georgia 20 @ #24 Notre Dame 19
Brian Kelly didn’t exactly cover himself in glory after this one, either… snapping at a reporter asking him why this year would be different than last year. Last year, you’ll remember, they went 4-8 despite having DeShone Kizer playing QB for them (Who is now starting for the Browns)



Groin shot of the week
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Winner:



Week 2 Preview:


Chris
Doug
Norm
Dave
Dan
Jodie
Ed
Kim
Mike
Ron
Brian
Jacquie


Good Luck to All!!!
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Emergency Gronk report!

Bozo of the week
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Winner


Mohammed Anas
Wait, WHO is that, you say? Mohammed plays soccer for the South African ‘Free State Stars’ club. He scored both of his team’s goals in a 2-2 draw against Ajax Cape Town. In soccer, after the game, a ‘Man of the Match’ award is given to the most outstanding player. (Much the same way that hockey does the three stars of the night and the #1 star gets interviewed after the game)
Many players thank their wife/family after the game. Some thank their girlfriend. Ol’ Mohammed thanked his wife AND his girlfriend!


Around the 0:27 mark


More details here. He then tries to explain himself and only succeeds in making himself sound creepy HERE



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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What is Gronk up to?


When we last saw our hero, he was recovering from a season ending back injury suffered against the New York Jetripolitans.
Since then, he’s been:


Soprano of the week:
It’s opening day of the baseball season!


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This is why you have to pay attention as a first base coach…


Other News:


Wait, the Browns traded FOR Brock Osweiler and his exorbitant contract? Really?


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League Rule Changes:


As discussed at the last draft, there are several changes regarding the league setup:


As voted on by the league prior to the draft this season, the following rules will be enacted for the 2017-2018 season:
1) ZERO keepers
2) Draft will revert to snake style drafting
3) Draft order will be determined every year moving forward by a random draw out of a hat
4) There will be TWO divisions, not three – divisions will be constituted out of evens v odds the first year, those will then be your division-mates moving forward
5) The regular season will now be weeks 1-13
6) The playoffs will expand to SIX teams (Division winners then the next 4 best records) The 2 best teams will get bye weeks for week 14, then week 15 is the semifinals, 16 finals.
7) You MUST physically attend the draft moving forward.


I would like to suggest another change, in that I would like to reduce the number of points your kicker loses for missing an extra point from -5 to -3.


Draft Order


The season begins Thursday 9/7, so I will be looking to schedule something on Tuesday, 9/5 or Wednesday 9/6 at Hooters in West Springfield. I will let all of you know when there is something solid for draft night.


Your draft order for the 2017 season will be determined by random draw a week before the draft.


Good Luck to All!!!


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2017 Season Preview

Out with the cheap, in with the new!


As some of you know, 2 teams have been booted from the league because ownership couldn’t cough up the outrageous fee of $40/year to participate. These owners will be inducted on to the Bernie Madoff Wall of Shame in Leavenworth. They are: Marc Menard (Marc’s Majestic Team) and Greg Cameron (Oshkosh Vincegosh).


We have 2 NEW owners who have agreed to enter the league. One is a former owner, one is a brand new owner. The former owner who is returning is Ronnie DeRoy! The newest owner is Jacquie Kostanski! Please welcome them into our league with the kindness and understanding that is the trademark of our league (yeah, right).


Bozo of the week
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Runner Up


Jameis… JAMEIS!!!!


Christ, almighty… just because your speeches work on 20-28 year old men who suffer from arrested development, doesn’t mean that brand of speech is appropriate for school children! Do you not learn?!?
Telling boys that they need to be strong, while girls need to be ‘silent, polite and gentle’ is someone not learning from serious previous mistakes. Then he puts out an apology that nowhere says the word ‘sorry’. His talent as a QB is attractive, but every time you hear him speak outside of on a field, you turn into Tyra Banks:
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Imagine the conflict inside you wanting to root for your team, but having to root for that…


Winner


Larry Nassar… former Gymnastics coach and former Team USA Gymnastics doctor. Reprehensible doesn’t even come close to describing what he’s accused of doing and what he’s charged with. The link will be very upsetting if you decide to click on it, but these stories need to be disseminated to raise awareness of what’s going on and hopefully spare others from going through a similar thing.



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soprano of the week:
Pitchers and Catchers are reporting, so baseball is back!



Other News:


Say hello to the new ‘Skins, same as the old ‘Skins. Chris Cooley theorized that the GM has fallen off the wagon and is drinking again… and the team didn’t immediately deny/admonish Cooley. Hoo Boy!


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League Rule Changes:


As discussed at the last draft, there are several changes regarding the league setup:


As voted on by the league prior to the draft this season, the following rules will be enacted for the 2017-2018 season:
1) ZERO keepers
2) Draft will revert to snake style drafting
3) Draft order will be determined every year moving forward by a random draw out of a hat
4) There will be TWO divisions, not three – divisions will be constituted out of evens v odds the first year, those will then be your division-mates moving forward
5) The regular season will now be weeks 1-13
6) The playoffs will expand to SIX teams (Division winners then the next 4 best records) The 2 best teams will get bye weeks for week 14, then week 15 is the semifinals, 16 finals.
7) You MUST physically attend the draft moving forward.


I would like to suggest another change, in that I would like to reduce the number of points your kicker loses for missing an extra point from -5 to -3.


Draft Order


The season begins Thursday 9/7, so I will be looking to schedule something on Tuesday, 9/5 or Wednesday 9/6 at Hooters in West Springfield. I will let all of you know when there is something solid for draft night.


Your draft order for the 2017 season will be determined by random draw a week before the draft.


Good Luck to All!!!


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End of Year get-together 01/17/2017

Finals Wrap Up:


Brian
81.15
Jodie
78.00


Dan, please get the trophy ready for Brian at next year’s draft. Also, shine up the championship belt for him.


End of Year Get-Together


I am looking to have the year end get together on 02/10/17 this year. I would normally look to have it the week prior (and just before the Super Bowl) but this year’s champion is on a ski trip then.


I am thinking Pizzeria Uno’s by the Basketball Hall of Fame, as it’s right next to I-91 and should be fairly easy for everyone to get to. If you have any other suggestions, please let me know. I will be making a reservation for 8-10 people. I will send out another email when I have things confirmed.


Hopefully, it will be a happy time for all as I know most of us will be rooting for this Super Bowl:
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But the way the past year has been, screwing people at every turn, we’re more likely to get:


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Payouts for the year:


Doug: 1st in Reg Season: $50, 4th in playoffs: Arm around shoulder/pat on back
Dave: 2nd in Reg Season: $40, 3rd in playoffs: $40
Brian: 3rd in Reg Season: $30, 1st in playoffs: $200
Jodie: 4th in Reg Season: Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’, 2nd in playoffs: $120


If you want to see a statistical history of the league since its inception: CLICK HERE!!


What’s Gronk up to?


He’s going to be in an action movie called ‘American Violence’ … because OF COURSE he is!



He made an appearance on ‘Family Guy.’ Lois would have prefered that Julian Edelman moved in, instead.


He saw a 300 lb friend of his try bull riding… it ended … poorly.



… and he’s back to partying on yachts during the holiday season…


Bozo of the week


Runner Up:
Greg & Marc


Pay your dues, boys.
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Winner:
Antonio Brown’s Facebook Live feed!



Way to go, giving Bill Belichick and the Patriots any billboard material by:
  1. Thinking that going on Facebook live RIGHT after the game in your locker room is a good idea
  2. Preening for the camera while your teammates are starting to undress and shower
  3. Not giving a good goddamn what your coach is saying to anyone after the game
  4. Selling out your coach for broadcasting what is meant to be an in house speech
  5. Not keeping a low profile on social media after your coach is explaining that you should be keeping a low profile on social media this week.



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


If you’re not at the get together, see you all at next year’s draft!!!
New rules will be listed in emails prior to the draft.
The dues are still $40 for everyone except for Greg & Marc, whose dues shoot up to $80, since they have to make up for not paying them this year.

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Finals Wrap-Up, 2016 Season Wrap-Up

Finals Wrap Up:

Brian
81.15
Jodie
78.00

Dan, please get the trophy ready for Brian at next year’s draft. Also, shine up the championship belt for him.

3rd Place Game

Dave
122.75
Doug
89.80

Sunday Schedule

NE
@
Miami
Car
@
TB
Cle
@
Pit
Dal
@
Phi
Balt
@
Cin
Buf
@
NYJ
Chi
@
Min
NO
@
Atl
Hou
@
Ten
KC
@
SD
Oak
@
Den
Sea
@
SF
Ariz
@
LA
NYG
@
Wash

I left one game out of the list… can you tell me what that game is? No, you can’t because you don’t care. It’s a game no one should care about.

Sunday Night Football:

Detroit @ Green Bay
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Around the League:


In a year that was so heartbreaking and awful, a year where the President-Elect recently called for a renewed nuclear arms race, and so many beloved people died, like:


George Michael
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Craig Sager
Alan Thicke
John Glenn
Florence Henderson
Gwen Ifill
Robert Vaughn
Leonard Cohen
Janet Reno
Arnold Palmer
Jose Fernandez
Buckwheat Zydeco
Edward Albee
Gene Wilder
Kenny Baker (R2D2)
David Huddlestone
Miss Cleo
Garry Marshall
Pat Summitt
Anton Yelchin
Christina Grimmie
Gordie Howe
Kimbo Slice
Muhammad Ali
Morley Safer
Prince
Chyna
Doris Roberts
Will Smith (DE, Saints)
Merle Haggard
Patty Duke
Garry Shandling
Phife Dawg
Frank Sinatra Jr.
Emerson, of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
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Nancy Reagan
Bud Collins
George Kennedy
Tony Burton (Duke in the Rocky movies)
Harper Lee
Boutros-Boutros Ghali
Vanity
Antonin Scalia
Dave Mirra
Abe Vigoda
Glenn Frey
Alan Rickman
And… David Bowie

It is only fitting that we had the ‘worst’ final of our league’s history. The combined 159.15 points is the lowest total (surpassing the 2014 final of 161.25) by 2.10 points. Brian who started 9-0, then went 0-5 then went 2-0 in the playoffs scored 81.15 (the lowest winning score by 6.25 points) and won by 3.15 points. He could have lost the final IF Jodie decided to play a TE who actually played!!! She started Jordan Reed (TE, Was) who is listed as OUT. She had another TE, Gary Barnidge, on the bench who scored 4.20 points. She would have won the final by 1.05 points if she either: Called the commish, texted the commish, emailed the commish, or placed a note on our message board stating that ‘in the event that Jordan Reed doesn’t play, please put in Gary Barnidge.’ Also, if you’re reading this, the final came down to Cleveland TE Gary Barnidge. If this doesn’t make crystal clear how stupid what we’re doing is, I don’t know what to tell you.

In the consolation final, Dave beat Doug 122.75-89.80 to win his dues back. It’s nice when Aaron Rodgers (Mr. Olivia Munn… who, incidentally, was good in ‘Office Christmas Party’) gets you 48.65 points in the playoffs, huh?
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Payouts for the year:

Doug: 1st in Reg Season: $50, 4th in playoffs: Arm around shoulder/pat on back
Dave: 2nd in Reg Seson: $40, 3rd in playoffs: $40
Brian: 3rd in Reg Season: $30, 1st in playoffs: $200
Jodie: 4th in Reg Season: Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’, 2nd in playoffs: $120

If you want to see a statistical history of the league since its inception: CLICK HERE!!

Everyone is hurt…

Everyone is STILL hurt… except Tyreek Hill… THAT’S why he’s running past everyone.

What’s Gronk up to?

He’s feeling the Madden Curse… Damn you, EA, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


Bozo of the week
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Runner Up:
Greg & Marc

Pay your dues, boys.
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Winner:
2016

We’re all ready for your to end and get on to a brighter future.


This… THIS is the world we live in?

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Soccer Haircut of the week:

Taribo West – former Defender for the Nigerian National team, Auxerre, Inter Milan, Derby County and Kaiserslauten.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch

See you all at next year’s draft!!!
New rules will be listed in emails prior to the draft.
The dues are still $40 for everyone except for Greg & Marc, whose dues shoot up to $80, since they have to make up for not paying them this year.

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Semi-Finals Wrap-Up, Finals Preview

Semi-Finals Wrap Up:


1
Doug
58.70
4
Jodie
95.75
2
Dave
89.50
3
Brian
93.15


Final Weekend
Final:
3
Brian
v
4
Jodie


Consolation game:
1
Doug
v
2
Dave


Thursday Night Football:
Giants @ Eagles (8:25 pm)
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Christmas EVE Schedule


Dolphins
@
Bills
Buccaneers
@
Saints
Jets
@
Patriots
Titans
@
Jaguars
Vikings
@
Packers
Chargers
@
Browns
DC Grudens
@
Bears
Falcons
@
Panthers
Colts
@
Raiders
Cardinals
@
Seahawks
49ers
@
Rams
Bengals
@
Texans


Christmas DAY Schedule:
Ravens @ Steelers (4:25 pm)
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Broncos @ Chiefs (8:30 pm)
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Monday Night Football:
Lions @ Cowboys (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:




It appears that the Jets are already on vacation… but they forgot to tell Bryce Petty and now, he could be really hurt, guys:

A video posted by BUSTED COVERAGE (@bustedcoverage) on Dec 17, 2016 at 8:02pm PST

What’s Gronk up to?


He’s actually getting worse and more stiff at his acting/promotional videos. See here at gronknationraffle.com. Of course he’s doing something on Christmas Eve.


Bozo of the week
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Second Runner Up:
Dave


He needed 3.20 points out of Jamison Crowder after leaving Brandin Cooks on the bench who only scored 30.60 points. What did he get? 24 yards receiving  and a lost fumble on the last play of the game. -0.60 gets you a consolation game spot.


First Runner Up:
Doug


He waited all year to play his worst in the most inopportune time. His previous low score of the year was Week 9 against Brian with a 71.05. The playoffs, however are where legends are made, and Doug put a big, ol’ steaming poop sandwich of a game down. 9.30 from Tom Brady, 1.00 from Sammy Watkins, 4.20 from Doug Martin, 0.90 from Tyler Eifert, and -1.00 from the NY Jets defense led to his demise.


Winner:
Norm, Kim, Greg & Marc


Pay your damn dues!!!
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This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Jason Lee – Former Striker for Nottingham Forest, Lincoln City, Watford and Notts County.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!


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End of Regular Season Wrap-Up, Semifinals Preview!!

Week 14 Wrap Up:
Chris
104.30
Brian
83.35
Norm
117.45
Jodie
66.15
Mike
70.55
Ed
58.85
Dave
57.60
Greg
91.60
Doug
118.40
Kim
105.20
Dan
60.60
Marc
84.55
Playoffs
1
Doug
v
4
Jodie
2
Dave
v
3
Brian
Payouts:
1 – Doug – $50
2 – Dave – $40
3 – Brian – $30
4 – Jodie – A Firm Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’
Playoff Payouts:
1st: $200
2nd: $120
3rd: $40
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Doug
9-5
3-3
1458.15
1408.35
Jodie
5
Marc
8-6
3-3
1404.65
1410.60
6
Dan
8-6
4-2
1375.50
1355.15
9
Kim
7-7
2-4
1373.45
1368.30
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dave
9-5
4-2
1436.55
1301.00
Brian
10
Greg
5-9
2-4
1398.55
1454.35
11
Mike
5-9
4-2
1343.30
1418.90
12
Ed
2-12
2-4
1157.45
1401.40
L-12
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Brian
9-5
3-3
1346.10
1174.15
Dave
4
Jodie
8-6
4-2
1420.70
1357.90
Doug
7
Chris
7-7
3-3
1443.95
1486.30
8
Norm
7-7
2-4
1377.05
1399.00
Thursday Night Football:
Rams @ Seahawks (8:25 pm)
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Saturday Night Football
Dolphins @ Jets (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Packers
@
Bears
Buccaneers
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Texans
Browns
@
Bills
Eagles
@
Ravens
Titans
@
Chiefs
Lions
@
Giants
Colts
@
Vikings
Saints
@
Cardinals
49ers
@
Falcons
Patriots
@
Broncos
Raiders
@
Chargers
Steelers
@
Bengals
Monday Night Football:
Panthers @ DC Grudens
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Around the League:
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Ed
The season started off in a promising manner, with a 2-0 start. A 117.15-88.80 squashing of Greg, followed up by a 99.80-88.35 win over Dave had Eddie feeling good. Sadly, his season followed the same type of template as Chip Kelly & the SF 49ers, as he finished the season on a 12 game losing streak and only lost by less than 11 points once.
Eddie’s season looked like this:
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Winner:
Norm, Kim, Greg & Marc
PAY YOUR DUES!!!
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This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Neymar: (Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior) Forward/Striker for Barcelona and the Brazilian National Team
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 13 Wrap-Up, Week 14 Preview

Week 13 Wrap Up:
Chris
125.60
Norm
61.40
Mike
109.85
Greg
95.05
Kim
103.95
Dan
107.75
Doug
83.15
Marc
116.75
Dave
100.95
Ed
80.30
Jodie
65.55
Brian
54.70
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dan
8-5
4-1
1314.90
1270.60
Marc
5
Doug
8-5
2-3
1339.75
1303.15
Kim
6
Marc
7-6
2-3
1320.10
1350.00
Dan
7
Kim
7-6
2-3
1268.25
1249.90
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dave
9-4
4-1
1378.95
1209.40
Greg
10
Greg
4-9
1-4
1306.95
1396.75
Dave
11
Mike
4-9
3-2
1272.75
1360.05
Ed
12
Ed
2-11
2-3
1098.60
1330.85
Mike
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
9-4
3-2
1262.75
1069.85
Chris
4
Jodie
8-5
4-1
1354.55
1240.45
Norm
8
Chris
6-7
2-3
1339.65
1402.95
Brian
9
Norm
6-7
1-4
1259.60
1332.85
Jodie
Playoff scenarios:
Wild Card – Must have more points scored than anyone else tied with you
Dan: Win or Doug loss, win the division. Win & Doug win OR loss AND Doug loss, win division.
Doug: Win & Dan loss, win the division,
If Dan, Doug, Kim & Marc all tie, Dan wins division (divisional win %)
Dave: #1 seed with win.
Brian: Win or Jodie loss, win the division
Jodie: Win AND Brian loss, win the division (divisional win %)
Thursday Night Football:
Raiders @ Chiefs (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Bills
Broncos
@
Titans
Saints
@
Buccaneers
DC Grudens
@
Eagles
Cardinals
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Panthers
Bengals
@
Browns
Bears
@
Lions
Texans
@
Colts
Vikings
@
Jaguars
Jets
@
49ers
Falcons
@
Rams
Seahawks
@
Packers
Cowboys
@
Giants
Monday Night Football:
Ravens @ Patriots (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
He’s recovering from back surgery the way only Gronk can…

A video posted by Rob Gronkowski (@gronk) on Dec 2, 2016 at 6:52pm PST

Here he is in happier times… doing a commercial for Madden 17, when he was healthy… and on the cover… when no one who is on the cover stays healthy the next season…
For a list of cover athletes, LOOK AT THIS. Either John’s got some really weird mojo going on (even his beloved Brett Favre got hit with it) OR football is a REALLY violent game where it’s a miracle that everyone doesn’t get really hurt EVERY week.
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
It’s a TIE!!!  The Jets, 49ers, Dolphins & Panthers
Way to earn your paychecks, guys!
The Jets were… well… the Jets. They completely embarrassed themselves and didn’t even pressure Andrew Luck (the guy you might have recognized this year as a piñata) in a 41-10 loss on MNF.
The 49ers lost 26-6 in snowy Chicago. They were penalized 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct after several players did snow angels in the end zone after a return TD. The problem? The return guy stepped out of bounds at the 4. No TD AND you get the ball at the 19, not the 4. Colin Kaepernick was benched in the 4th quarter after going 1-5 for 4 yards passing. Hey, Chip Kelly, do you know how to acquire more passing yards? Try calling more than 5 pass plays in 3 quarters you dummy!
The Dolphins were 7-4 and on a 6 game win streak. They got smoked 38-6 by the Ravens. The RAVENS!!! Baltimore was averaging 19.9 ppg before the game. You can’t name their running backs. Try it.
The Panthers were 4-7, going into SNF AT Seattle (bitter rival for the last few seasons) with their playoff hopes flickering. Cam decides to test the coach by not wearing a tie, even though he was given the option of several types on hand by the team. Riverboat Ron benches him for the first series. The first series was one play, as Derek Anderson (yes that Cleveland Browns Derek Anderson) started, had a counter-roll right screen pass to Mike Tolbert. The ball flicked off of Tolbert’s hands for an interception. 3-0 Seattle off the bat and the Panthers never really recovered, losing 40-7.
Winner:
Johnny Manziel

A photo posted by Johnny Manziel (@jmanziel2) on Dec 5, 2016 at 10:28am PST

Welp, looks like not only is his possible career as a NFL QB over, he seems to not care at all. Your boy was in Miami this weekend at Art Basel, pounding bottles.
So if you’re going there to do that and put whatever you think you had as a career as a NFL QB (which was already on life support) in jeopardy, you’ve got some logic issues. Here’s a guy I don’t usually reference to explain exactly what is the issue with Johnny:
This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Freddie Ljungberg: Former winger for the Swedish national team, Arsenal, West Ham and Seattle Sounders FC
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 12 Wrap-Up, Week 13 Preview

Week 12 Wrap Up:
Chris
87.85
Jodie
133.30
Mike
70.40
Dave
82.95
Kim
123.50
Marc
104.25
Doug
119.20
Dan
113.65
Greg
102.75
Ed
99.95
Brian
101.20
Norm
112.00
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Doug
8-4
2-2
1256.60
1186.40
Marc
5
Dan
7-5
3-1
1207.15
1166.65
Kim
6
Kim
7-5
2-2
1164.30
1142.15
Dan
7
Marc
6-6
1-3
1203.35
1266.85
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2*
Dave
8-4
3-1
1278.00
1129.10
Ed
10
Greg
4-8
1-3
1211.90
1286.90
Mike
11
Mike
3-9
2-2
1162.90
1265.00
Greg
12
Ed
2-10
2-2
1018.30
1229.90
Dave
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-3
3-1
1208.05
1004.30
Jodie
4
Jodie
7-5
3-1
1289.00
1185.65
Brian
8
Norm
6-6
1-3
1198.20
1207.25
Chris
9
Chris
5-7
1-3
1213.95
1341.55
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
Cowboys @ Vikings (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Chiefs
@
Falcons
Lions
@
Saints
Rams
@
Patriots
Broncos
@
Jaguars
Texans
@
Packers
Eagles
@
Bengals
Dolphins
@
Ravens
49ers
@
Bears
Bills
@
Raiders
Giants
@
Steelers
DC Grudens
@
Cardinals
Buccaneers
@
Chargers
Panthers
@
Seahawks
Byes:
CLE, TEN
Monday Night Football:
Colts @ Jets
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Around the League:
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Raheem Sterling: Winger/Attacking Midfielder for the England National Team, Manchester City and formerly of Liverpool
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you!
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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