Finals Wrap-Up, 2016 Season Wrap-Up

Finals Wrap Up:

Brian
81.15
Jodie
78.00

Dan, please get the trophy ready for Brian at next year’s draft. Also, shine up the championship belt for him.

3rd Place Game

Dave
122.75
Doug
89.80

Sunday Schedule

NE
@
Miami
Car
@
TB
Cle
@
Pit
Dal
@
Phi
Balt
@
Cin
Buf
@
NYJ
Chi
@
Min
NO
@
Atl
Hou
@
Ten
KC
@
SD
Oak
@
Den
Sea
@
SF
Ariz
@
LA
NYG
@
Wash

I left one game out of the list… can you tell me what that game is? No, you can’t because you don’t care. It’s a game no one should care about.

Sunday Night Football:

Detroit @ Green Bay
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Around the League:



In a year that was so heartbreaking and awful, a year where the President-Elect recently called for a renewed nuclear arms race, and so many beloved people died, like:


George Michael
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Craig Sager
Alan Thicke
John Glenn
Florence Henderson
Gwen Ifill
Robert Vaughn
Leonard Cohen
Janet Reno
Arnold Palmer
Jose Fernandez
Buckwheat Zydeco
Edward Albee
Gene Wilder
Kenny Baker (R2D2)
David Huddlestone
Miss Cleo
Garry Marshall
Pat Summitt
Anton Yelchin
Christina Grimmie
Gordie Howe
Kimbo Slice
Muhammad Ali
Morley Safer
Prince
Chyna
Doris Roberts
Will Smith (DE, Saints)
Merle Haggard
Patty Duke
Garry Shandling
Phife Dawg
Frank Sinatra Jr.
Emerson, of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Lake of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Nancy Reagan
Bud Collins
George Kennedy
Tony Burton (Duke in the Rocky movies)
Harper Lee
Boutros-Boutros Ghali
Vanity
Antonin Scalia
Dave Mirra
Abe Vigoda
Glenn Frey
Alan Rickman
And… David Bowie

It is only fitting that we had the ‘worst’ final of our league’s history. The combined 159.15 points is the lowest total (surpassing the 2014 final of 161.25) by 2.10 points. Brian who started 9-0, then went 0-5 then went 2-0 in the playoffs scored 81.15 (the lowest winning score by 6.25 points) and won by 3.15 points. He could have lost the final IF Jodie decided to play a TE who actually played!!! She started Jordan Reed (TE, Was) who is listed as OUT. She had another TE, Gary Barnidge, on the bench who scored 4.20 points. She would have won the final by 1.05 points if she either: Called the commish, texted the commish, emailed the commish, or placed a note on our message board stating that ‘in the event that Jordan Reed doesn’t play, please put in Gary Barnidge.’ Also, if you’re reading this, the final came down to Cleveland TE Gary Barnidge. If this doesn’t make crystal clear how stupid what we’re doing is, I don’t know what to tell you.

In the consolation final, Dave beat Doug 122.75-89.80 to win his dues back. It’s nice when Aaron Rodgers (Mr. Olivia Munn… who, incidentally, was good in ‘Office Christmas Party’) gets you 48.65 points in the playoffs, huh?
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Payouts for the year:

Doug: 1st in Reg Season: $50, 4th in playoffs: Arm around shoulder/pat on back
Dave: 2nd in Reg Seson: $40, 3rd in playoffs: $40
Brian: 3rd in Reg Season: $30, 1st in playoffs: $200
Jodie: 4th in Reg Season: Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’, 2nd in playoffs: $120

If you want to see a statistical history of the league since its inception: CLICK HERE!!

Everyone is hurt…

Everyone is STILL hurt… except Tyreek Hill… THAT’S why he’s running past everyone.

What’s Gronk up to?

He’s feeling the Madden Curse… Damn you, EA, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


Bozo of the week
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Runner Up:
Greg & Marc

Pay your dues, boys.
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Winner:
2016

We’re all ready for your to end and get on to a brighter future.


This… THIS is the world we live in?

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Soccer Haircut of the week:

Taribo West – former Defender for the Nigerian National team, Auxerre, Inter Milan, Derby County and Kaiserslauten.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch

See you all at next year’s draft!!!
New rules will be listed in emails prior to the draft.
The dues are still $40 for everyone except for Greg & Marc, whose dues shoot up to $80, since they have to make up for not paying them this year.

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Semi-Finals Wrap-Up, Finals Preview

Semi-Finals Wrap Up:


1
Doug
58.70
4
Jodie
95.75
2
Dave
89.50
3
Brian
93.15


Final Weekend
Final:
3
Brian
v
4
Jodie


Consolation game:
1
Doug
v
2
Dave


Thursday Night Football:
Giants @ Eagles (8:25 pm)
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Christmas EVE Schedule


Dolphins
@
Bills
Buccaneers
@
Saints
Jets
@
Patriots
Titans
@
Jaguars
Vikings
@
Packers
Chargers
@
Browns
DC Grudens
@
Bears
Falcons
@
Panthers
Colts
@
Raiders
Cardinals
@
Seahawks
49ers
@
Rams
Bengals
@
Texans


Christmas DAY Schedule:
Ravens @ Steelers (4:25 pm)
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Broncos @ Chiefs (8:30 pm)
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Monday Night Football:
Lions @ Cowboys (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:




It appears that the Jets are already on vacation… but they forgot to tell Bryce Petty and now, he could be really hurt, guys:

A video posted by BUSTED COVERAGE (@bustedcoverage) on Dec 17, 2016 at 8:02pm PST

What’s Gronk up to?


He’s actually getting worse and more stiff at his acting/promotional videos. See here at gronknationraffle.com. Of course he’s doing something on Christmas Eve.


Bozo of the week
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Second Runner Up:
Dave


He needed 3.20 points out of Jamison Crowder after leaving Brandin Cooks on the bench who only scored 30.60 points. What did he get? 24 yards receiving  and a lost fumble on the last play of the game. -0.60 gets you a consolation game spot.


First Runner Up:
Doug


He waited all year to play his worst in the most inopportune time. His previous low score of the year was Week 9 against Brian with a 71.05. The playoffs, however are where legends are made, and Doug put a big, ol’ steaming poop sandwich of a game down. 9.30 from Tom Brady, 1.00 from Sammy Watkins, 4.20 from Doug Martin, 0.90 from Tyler Eifert, and -1.00 from the NY Jets defense led to his demise.


Winner:
Norm, Kim, Greg & Marc


Pay your damn dues!!!
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This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Jason Lee – Former Striker for Nottingham Forest, Lincoln City, Watford and Notts County.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!


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End of Regular Season Wrap-Up, Semifinals Preview!!

Week 14 Wrap Up:
Chris
104.30
Brian
83.35
Norm
117.45
Jodie
66.15
Mike
70.55
Ed
58.85
Dave
57.60
Greg
91.60
Doug
118.40
Kim
105.20
Dan
60.60
Marc
84.55
Playoffs
1
Doug
v
4
Jodie
2
Dave
v
3
Brian
Payouts:
1 – Doug – $50
2 – Dave – $40
3 – Brian – $30
4 – Jodie – A Firm Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’
Playoff Payouts:
1st: $200
2nd: $120
3rd: $40
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Doug
9-5
3-3
1458.15
1408.35
Jodie
5
Marc
8-6
3-3
1404.65
1410.60
6
Dan
8-6
4-2
1375.50
1355.15
9
Kim
7-7
2-4
1373.45
1368.30
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dave
9-5
4-2
1436.55
1301.00
Brian
10
Greg
5-9
2-4
1398.55
1454.35
11
Mike
5-9
4-2
1343.30
1418.90
12
Ed
2-12
2-4
1157.45
1401.40
L-12
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Brian
9-5
3-3
1346.10
1174.15
Dave
4
Jodie
8-6
4-2
1420.70
1357.90
Doug
7
Chris
7-7
3-3
1443.95
1486.30
8
Norm
7-7
2-4
1377.05
1399.00
Thursday Night Football:
Rams @ Seahawks (8:25 pm)
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Saturday Night Football
Dolphins @ Jets (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Packers
@
Bears
Buccaneers
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Texans
Browns
@
Bills
Eagles
@
Ravens
Titans
@
Chiefs
Lions
@
Giants
Colts
@
Vikings
Saints
@
Cardinals
49ers
@
Falcons
Patriots
@
Broncos
Raiders
@
Chargers
Steelers
@
Bengals
Monday Night Football:
Panthers @ DC Grudens
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Around the League:
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Ed
The season started off in a promising manner, with a 2-0 start. A 117.15-88.80 squashing of Greg, followed up by a 99.80-88.35 win over Dave had Eddie feeling good. Sadly, his season followed the same type of template as Chip Kelly & the SF 49ers, as he finished the season on a 12 game losing streak and only lost by less than 11 points once.
Eddie’s season looked like this:
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Winner:
Norm, Kim, Greg & Marc
PAY YOUR DUES!!!
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This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Neymar: (Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior) Forward/Striker for Barcelona and the Brazilian National Team
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 13 Wrap-Up, Week 14 Preview

Week 13 Wrap Up:
Chris
125.60
Norm
61.40
Mike
109.85
Greg
95.05
Kim
103.95
Dan
107.75
Doug
83.15
Marc
116.75
Dave
100.95
Ed
80.30
Jodie
65.55
Brian
54.70
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dan
8-5
4-1
1314.90
1270.60
Marc
5
Doug
8-5
2-3
1339.75
1303.15
Kim
6
Marc
7-6
2-3
1320.10
1350.00
Dan
7
Kim
7-6
2-3
1268.25
1249.90
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dave
9-4
4-1
1378.95
1209.40
Greg
10
Greg
4-9
1-4
1306.95
1396.75
Dave
11
Mike
4-9
3-2
1272.75
1360.05
Ed
12
Ed
2-11
2-3
1098.60
1330.85
Mike
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
9-4
3-2
1262.75
1069.85
Chris
4
Jodie
8-5
4-1
1354.55
1240.45
Norm
8
Chris
6-7
2-3
1339.65
1402.95
Brian
9
Norm
6-7
1-4
1259.60
1332.85
Jodie
Playoff scenarios:
Wild Card – Must have more points scored than anyone else tied with you
Dan: Win or Doug loss, win the division. Win & Doug win OR loss AND Doug loss, win division.
Doug: Win & Dan loss, win the division,
If Dan, Doug, Kim & Marc all tie, Dan wins division (divisional win %)
Dave: #1 seed with win.
Brian: Win or Jodie loss, win the division
Jodie: Win AND Brian loss, win the division (divisional win %)
Thursday Night Football:
Raiders @ Chiefs (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Bills
Broncos
@
Titans
Saints
@
Buccaneers
DC Grudens
@
Eagles
Cardinals
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Panthers
Bengals
@
Browns
Bears
@
Lions
Texans
@
Colts
Vikings
@
Jaguars
Jets
@
49ers
Falcons
@
Rams
Seahawks
@
Packers
Cowboys
@
Giants
Monday Night Football:
Ravens @ Patriots (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
He’s recovering from back surgery the way only Gronk can…

A video posted by Rob Gronkowski (@gronk) on Dec 2, 2016 at 6:52pm PST

Here he is in happier times… doing a commercial for Madden 17, when he was healthy… and on the cover… when no one who is on the cover stays healthy the next season…
For a list of cover athletes, LOOK AT THIS. Either John’s got some really weird mojo going on (even his beloved Brett Favre got hit with it) OR football is a REALLY violent game where it’s a miracle that everyone doesn’t get really hurt EVERY week.
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
It’s a TIE!!!  The Jets, 49ers, Dolphins & Panthers
Way to earn your paychecks, guys!
The Jets were… well… the Jets. They completely embarrassed themselves and didn’t even pressure Andrew Luck (the guy you might have recognized this year as a piñata) in a 41-10 loss on MNF.
The 49ers lost 26-6 in snowy Chicago. They were penalized 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct after several players did snow angels in the end zone after a return TD. The problem? The return guy stepped out of bounds at the 4. No TD AND you get the ball at the 19, not the 4. Colin Kaepernick was benched in the 4th quarter after going 1-5 for 4 yards passing. Hey, Chip Kelly, do you know how to acquire more passing yards? Try calling more than 5 pass plays in 3 quarters you dummy!
The Dolphins were 7-4 and on a 6 game win streak. They got smoked 38-6 by the Ravens. The RAVENS!!! Baltimore was averaging 19.9 ppg before the game. You can’t name their running backs. Try it.
The Panthers were 4-7, going into SNF AT Seattle (bitter rival for the last few seasons) with their playoff hopes flickering. Cam decides to test the coach by not wearing a tie, even though he was given the option of several types on hand by the team. Riverboat Ron benches him for the first series. The first series was one play, as Derek Anderson (yes that Cleveland Browns Derek Anderson) started, had a counter-roll right screen pass to Mike Tolbert. The ball flicked off of Tolbert’s hands for an interception. 3-0 Seattle off the bat and the Panthers never really recovered, losing 40-7.
Winner:
Johnny Manziel

A photo posted by Johnny Manziel (@jmanziel2) on Dec 5, 2016 at 10:28am PST

Welp, looks like not only is his possible career as a NFL QB over, he seems to not care at all. Your boy was in Miami this weekend at Art Basel, pounding bottles.
So if you’re going there to do that and put whatever you think you had as a career as a NFL QB (which was already on life support) in jeopardy, you’ve got some logic issues. Here’s a guy I don’t usually reference to explain exactly what is the issue with Johnny:
This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Freddie Ljungberg: Former winger for the Swedish national team, Arsenal, West Ham and Seattle Sounders FC
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 12 Wrap-Up, Week 13 Preview

Week 12 Wrap Up:
Chris
87.85
Jodie
133.30
Mike
70.40
Dave
82.95
Kim
123.50
Marc
104.25
Doug
119.20
Dan
113.65
Greg
102.75
Ed
99.95
Brian
101.20
Norm
112.00
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Doug
8-4
2-2
1256.60
1186.40
Marc
5
Dan
7-5
3-1
1207.15
1166.65
Kim
6
Kim
7-5
2-2
1164.30
1142.15
Dan
7
Marc
6-6
1-3
1203.35
1266.85
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2*
Dave
8-4
3-1
1278.00
1129.10
Ed
10
Greg
4-8
1-3
1211.90
1286.90
Mike
11
Mike
3-9
2-2
1162.90
1265.00
Greg
12
Ed
2-10
2-2
1018.30
1229.90
Dave
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-3
3-1
1208.05
1004.30
Jodie
4
Jodie
7-5
3-1
1289.00
1185.65
Brian
8
Norm
6-6
1-3
1198.20
1207.25
Chris
9
Chris
5-7
1-3
1213.95
1341.55
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
Cowboys @ Vikings (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Chiefs
@
Falcons
Lions
@
Saints
Rams
@
Patriots
Broncos
@
Jaguars
Texans
@
Packers
Eagles
@
Bengals
Dolphins
@
Ravens
49ers
@
Bears
Bills
@
Raiders
Giants
@
Steelers
DC Grudens
@
Cardinals
Buccaneers
@
Chargers
Panthers
@
Seahawks
Byes:
CLE, TEN
Monday Night Football:
Colts @ Jets
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Around the League:
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Raheem Sterling: Winger/Attacking Midfielder for the England National Team, Manchester City and formerly of Liverpool
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you!
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Thanksgiving Preview

Week 12 games –
No more cross division. It’s the home stretch. 3 more weeks, all against your division!
Chris
@
Jodie
Mike
@
Dave
Kim
@
Marc
Doug
@
Dan
Greg
@
Ed
Brian
@
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
A 3-pack for Thanksgiving!!!
Vikings @ Lions (12:30 pm)
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DC Grudens @ Cowboys(4:30 pm)
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Steelers @ Colts (8:30 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Titans
@
Bears
Jaguars
@
Bills
Bengals
@
Ravens
Cardinals
@
Falcons
Giants
@
Browns
Rams
@
Saints
49ers
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Texans
Seahawks
@
Buccaneers
Panthers
@
Raiders
Chiefs
@
Broncos
Patriots
@
Jets
Byes:
NONE!!!
Monday Night Football:
Packers @ Eagles (8:30 pm)
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Good Luck to All!
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Week 10 Wrap-Up, Week 11 preview

Week 10 Wrap Up:
Chris
103.00
Ed
69.40
Mike
100.25
Dan
105.90
Kim
92.00
Brian
88.45
Doug
99.10
Dave
109.45
Jodie
110.80
Greg
119.40
Norm
142.65
Marc
109.35
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
7-3
3-0
1017.85
924.10
Dave
4
Doug
6-4
1-2
1016.20
985.10
Mike
5
Kim
6-4
1-2
962.90
952.00
Norm
8
Marc
5-5
1-2
1013.20
1076.40
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
6-4
2-1
1071.70
983.05
Dan
10
Mike
3-7
2-1
1004.85
1060.85
Doug
11
Greg
2-8
0-3
999.00
1130.40
Chris
12
Ed
2-8
2-1
830.05
1014.90
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-1
3-0
1039.10
806.40
Marc
6
Chris
5-5
1-2
1069.45
1098.10
Greg
7
Jodie
5-5
2-1
1043.55
1009.50
Ed
9
Norm
4-6
0-3
1001.10
1028.15
Kim
Thursday Night Football:
Saints @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Browns
Ravens
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Lions
Titans
@
Colts
Bills
@
Bengals
Buccaneers
@
Chiefs
Bears
@
Giants
Cardinals
@
Vikings
Dolphins
@
Rams
Patriots
@
49ers
Eagles
@
Seahawks
Packers
@
DC Grudens
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NYJ, SD
Monday Night Football:
Texans @ Raiders (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
Getting crushed so hard by Earl Thomas that there were conflicting reports as to whether or not he had a punctured lung.
Then he gave props to Earl after that.

Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Bill Simmons
It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Bill. His HBO show tanked and was cancelled, his parlay of the Pats winning the AFC East and Hillary winning the Presidency tanked so he turned to his beloved internet to do what he does. He criticized Cris Collinsworth’s analysis of why the Seattle O-Line looked good by saying that someone should ‘gently’ tell Cris that the Pats front 7 is bad. Cris was having none of it and 360 windmill dunked with his junk all up in Simmons’ face.
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Just look on the bright side, Bill… Your Pats are still 7-2.
Winner:
Brian
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The King is dead, long live the king.
After a 9 week reign of terror over the league, Brian has finally lost.
He will be rueing the fact that he left Tyrell Williams (WHO?!? WR, SD) on the bench with his 18.50 points or even not playing Martellus Bennett (TE, NE) with his 10.20 points. The New England defense didn’t help with a full Blutarsky this week: 0.0.
His unbelievable luck in having everyone score poorly against him finally ran out and Kim strolled in like Negan while Lucille took Brian’s head clean off.
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This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Rodrigo Palacio (Striker for Boca Juniors, Genoa and Internazionale (Milan) and formerly of the Argentinian national team)
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree… what are THOSE?!?), but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
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Week 9 Wrap-Up, Week 10 Preview

Week 9 Wrap Up:
Chris
134.75
Mike
98.85
Kim
110.35
Ed
74.75
Doug
71.05
Brian
134.75
Dave
95.45
Jodie
112.15
Greg
95.30
Marc
107.30
Dan
109.50
Norm
105.85
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
6-3
3-0
911.95
823.85
Mike
4
Doug
6-3
1-2
917.10
875.65
Dave
6
Marc
5-4
1-2
903.75
933.75
Norm
7
Kim
5-4
1-2
870.90
863.55
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
5-4
2-1
962.25
883.95
Doug
9
Mike
3-6
2-1
904.60
955.25
Dan
11
Ed
2-7
2-1
760.65
911.90
Chris
12
Greg
1-8
0-3
879.60
1019.50
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-0
3-0
950.65
714.40
Kim
5
Jodie
5-4
2-1
932.75
890.10
Greg
8
Chris
4-5
1-2
966.75
1028.70
Ed
10
Norm
3-6
0-3
858.45
918.80
Marc
Thursday Night Football:
Browns @ Ravens (8:25 pm)
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A team so awful, even their home fans can’t coordinate a 3 part sign properly. The Zombie Browns at the old Browns.
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Sunday Schedule
Packers
@
Titans
Vikings
@
DC Grudens
Bears
@
Buccaneers
Chiefs
@
Panthers
Falcons
@
Eagles
Rams
@
Jets
Broncos
@
Saints
Texans
@
Jaguars
Dolphins
@
Chargers
Cowboys
@
Steelers
49ers
@
Cardinals
Seahawks
@
Patriots
Byes:
BUF, DET
IND, OAK
Monday Night Football:
Bengals @ Giants
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Around the League:
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Week 10 Wrap Up, Week 11 Preview

Week 10 Wrap Up:
Chris
103.00
Ed
69.40
Mike
100.25
Dan
105.90
Kim
92.00
Brian
88.45
Doug
99.10
Dave
109.45
Jodie
110.80
Greg
119.40
Norm
142.65
Marc
109.35
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
7-3
3-0
1017.85
924.10
Dave
4
Doug
6-4
1-2
1016.20
985.10
Mike
5
Kim
6-4
1-2
962.90
952.00
Norm
8
Marc
5-5
1-2
1013.20
1076.40
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
6-4
2-1
1071.70
983.05
Dan
10
Mike
3-7
2-1
1004.85
1060.85
Doug
11
Greg
2-8
0-3
999.00
1130.40
Chris
12
Ed
2-8
2-1
830.05
1014.90
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-1
3-0
1039.10
806.40
Marc
6
Chris
5-5
1-2
1069.45
1098.10
Greg
7
Jodie
5-5
2-1
1043.55
1009.50
Ed
9
Norm
4-6
0-3
1001.10
1028.15
Kim
Thursday Night Football:
Saints @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Browns
Ravens
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Lions
Titans
@
Colts
Bills
@
Bengals
Buccaneers
@
Chiefs
Bears
@
Giants
Cardinals
@
Vikings
Dolphins
@
Rams
Patriots
@
49ers
Eagles
@
Seahawks
Packers
@
DC Grudens
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NYJ, SD
Monday Night Football:
Texans @ Raiders (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
Getting crushed so hard by Earl Thomas that there were conflicting reports as to whether or not he had a punctured lung.
Then he gave props to Earl after that.

Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Bill Simmons
It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Bill. His HBO show tanked and was cancelled, his parlay of the Pats winning the AFC East and Hillary winning the Presidency tanked so he turned to his beloved internet to do what he does. He criticized Cris Collinsworth’s analysis of why the Seattle O-Line looked good by saying that someone should ‘gently’ tell Cris that the Pats front 7 is bad. Cris was having none of it and 360 windmill dunked with his junk all up in Simmons’ face.
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Just look on the bright side, Bill… Your Pats are still 7-2.
Winner:
Brian
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The King is dead, long live the king.
After a 9 week reign of terror over the league, Brian has finally lost.
He will be rueing the fact that he left Tyrell Williams (WHO?!? WR, SD) on the bench with his 18.50 points or even not playing Martellus Bennett (TE, NE) with his 10.20 points. The New England defense didn’t help with a full Blutarsky this week: 0.0.
His unbelievable luck in having everyone score poorly against him finally ran out and Kim strolled in like Negan while Lucille took Brian’s head clean off.
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This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Rodrigo Palacio (Striker for Boca Juniors, Genoa and Internazionale (Milan) and formerly of the Argentinian national team)
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree… what are THOSE?!?), but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
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Week 8 Wrap-Up, Week 9 Preview

Week 8 Wrap Up:
Chris
89.20
Dave
138.00
Mike
111.80
Jodie
116.40
Kim
82.15
Greg
116.10
Doug
112.85
Norm
87.30
Dan
59.05
Brian
91.50
Ed
72.95
Marc
89.10
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Doug
6-2
1-2
846.05
740.90
Brian
4
Dan
5-3
3-0
802.45
718.00
Norm
6
Marc
4-4
1-2
796.45
838.45
Greg
7
Kim
4-4
1-2
760.55
788.80
Ed
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
5-3
2-1
866.80
771.80
Jodie
9
Mike
3-5
2-1
805.75
820.50
Chris
11
Ed
2-6
2-1
685.90
801.55
Kim
12
Greg
1-7
0-3
784.30
912.20
Marc
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
8-0
3-0
815.90
643.65
Doug
5
Jodie
4-4
2-1
820.60
794.65
Dave
8
Chris
3-5
1-2
832.00
929.85
Mike
10
Norm
3-5
0-3
752.60
809.30
Dan
Thursday Night Football:
Falcons @ Buccaneers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Ravens
Cowboys
@
Browns
Jaguars
@
Chiefs
Jets
@
Dolphins
Eagles
@
Giants
Lions
@
Vikings
Panthers
@
Rams
Saints
@
49ers
Titans
@
Chargers
Colts
@
Packers
Broncos
@
Raiders
Byes:
CHI, CIN
NE, ARI
WAS, HOU
Monday Night Football:
Bills @ Seahawks (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
Did you ever wonder if Tom Brady eats Halloween candy? Do you wonder if Tom Brady is a good actor? The answers are: Yes and NO!!! How do I know this? He posted a video of himself consuming candy and it is wonder-awful.
Speaking of the Patriots, someone threw a ‘marital aid’… on the field… during a play…
If you want to know more about the aid, what was written on the aid, and the reaction to the aid, CLICK HERE.
It’s Halloween
Time for athletes to dress up in very strange things:
Dave Chappelle didn’t show up but someone dressed like Rick James did:

Matt Harvey (P, NYM) is nicknamed the Dark Knight, but apparently doesn’t know a ton about Batman’s ouevre.. No, Matt, Joker is NOT a part of Two-face’s character.
Kevin Love finally lived up to his billing as a superstar with these costumes (with his girlfriend), but the whole Cavs roster went full out. Look at this!
What’s Gronk up to?
He’s putting on wigs and glasses and posing as a Lyft driver (Lyft for those of you who are unfamiliar is a direct competitor with Uber).
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Chris
For the second time you win the award. It’s ok, you would have lost anyway as your season slips away because you’ve had the most points scored against you this season. Only one guy is within 91 points of that… Greg, who is a robust 1-7 after winning this week.
You thought that hey, every QB has been going off on the Oakland secondary because their roster construction is redundant. Mike Lombardi (FS1 and the Bill Simmons podcast NFL analyst) says that Oakland built their secondary like a basketball team having all power forwards. Yeah, they can cover one type of guy great (other power forwards) but they can’t guard point guards, wing players or true centers. Oakland apparently can cover Mike Evans types, but not the Danny Woodhead small scooting guys and apparently, not huge Tight Ends or even good route running possession receivers either. Jameis is at home, he should do GREAT!
The problem is that you forgot your Buccaneers stink and you sat Derek Carr. While Derek didn’t do much the last few weeks, he decided to go off for 513 yards, 4 tds and 47.95 points. Sure, Jameis was OK with 24.60, but c’mon man!
Winner:
You… the American Public.
Not only are you subjected to this dumpster fire that won’t get off of your television that is the Presidential Election, but you may have been subjected to any of the following games:
Jacksonville at Tennessee
NY Jets at Cleveland
Or Minnesota at Chicago.
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There’s a big problem in that list: 2 of those were prime time games and the other had a team in the #1 market in America. Oh, Oakland which was not listed and was in an… eventful game had 23 penalties for 200 yards… and still beat Tampa in overtime when 2 defensive backs hit the receiver at the same time and knocked each other off the tackle. Very ‘Three Stooges.’
This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Giovanni Simeone – 21 year old Argentinian born Striker for Genoa (and formerly River Plate). His father is Diego Simeone who is the manager for Atletico Madrid.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
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