Emergency Gronk report!

Bozo of the week
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Winner


Mohammed Anas
Wait, WHO is that, you say? Mohammed plays soccer for the South African ‘Free State Stars’ club. He scored both of his team’s goals in a 2-2 draw against Ajax Cape Town. In soccer, after the game, a ‘Man of the Match’ award is given to the most outstanding player. (Much the same way that hockey does the three stars of the night and the #1 star gets interviewed after the game)
Many players thank their wife/family after the game. Some thank their girlfriend. Ol’ Mohammed thanked his wife AND his girlfriend!


Around the 0:27 mark


More details here. He then tries to explain himself and only succeeds in making himself sound creepy HERE



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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What is Gronk up to?


When we last saw our hero, he was recovering from a season ending back injury suffered against the New York Jetripolitans.
Since then, he’s been:


Soprano of the week:
It’s opening day of the baseball season!


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This is why you have to pay attention as a first base coach…


Other News:


Wait, the Browns traded FOR Brock Osweiler and his exorbitant contract? Really?


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League Rule Changes:


As discussed at the last draft, there are several changes regarding the league setup:


As voted on by the league prior to the draft this season, the following rules will be enacted for the 2017-2018 season:
1) ZERO keepers
2) Draft will revert to snake style drafting
3) Draft order will be determined every year moving forward by a random draw out of a hat
4) There will be TWO divisions, not three – divisions will be constituted out of evens v odds the first year, those will then be your division-mates moving forward
5) The regular season will now be weeks 1-13
6) The playoffs will expand to SIX teams (Division winners then the next 4 best records) The 2 best teams will get bye weeks for week 14, then week 15 is the semifinals, 16 finals.
7) You MUST physically attend the draft moving forward.


I would like to suggest another change, in that I would like to reduce the number of points your kicker loses for missing an extra point from -5 to -3.


Draft Order


The season begins Thursday 9/7, so I will be looking to schedule something on Tuesday, 9/5 or Wednesday 9/6 at Hooters in West Springfield. I will let all of you know when there is something solid for draft night.


Your draft order for the 2017 season will be determined by random draw a week before the draft.


Good Luck to All!!!


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2017 Season Preview

Out with the cheap, in with the new!


As some of you know, 2 teams have been booted from the league because ownership couldn’t cough up the outrageous fee of $40/year to participate. These owners will be inducted on to the Bernie Madoff Wall of Shame in Leavenworth. They are: Marc Menard (Marc’s Majestic Team) and Greg Cameron (Oshkosh Vincegosh).


We have 2 NEW owners who have agreed to enter the league. One is a former owner, one is a brand new owner. The former owner who is returning is Ronnie DeRoy! The newest owner is Jacquie Kostanski! Please welcome them into our league with the kindness and understanding that is the trademark of our league (yeah, right).


Bozo of the week
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Runner Up


Jameis… JAMEIS!!!!


Christ, almighty… just because your speeches work on 20-28 year old men who suffer from arrested development, doesn’t mean that brand of speech is appropriate for school children! Do you not learn?!?
Telling boys that they need to be strong, while girls need to be ‘silent, polite and gentle’ is someone not learning from serious previous mistakes. Then he puts out an apology that nowhere says the word ‘sorry’. His talent as a QB is attractive, but every time you hear him speak outside of on a field, you turn into Tyra Banks:
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Imagine the conflict inside you wanting to root for your team, but having to root for that…


Winner


Larry Nassar… former Gymnastics coach and former Team USA Gymnastics doctor. Reprehensible doesn’t even come close to describing what he’s accused of doing and what he’s charged with. The link will be very upsetting if you decide to click on it, but these stories need to be disseminated to raise awareness of what’s going on and hopefully spare others from going through a similar thing.



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soprano of the week:
Pitchers and Catchers are reporting, so baseball is back!



Other News:


Say hello to the new ‘Skins, same as the old ‘Skins. Chris Cooley theorized that the GM has fallen off the wagon and is drinking again… and the team didn’t immediately deny/admonish Cooley. Hoo Boy!


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League Rule Changes:


As discussed at the last draft, there are several changes regarding the league setup:


As voted on by the league prior to the draft this season, the following rules will be enacted for the 2017-2018 season:
1) ZERO keepers
2) Draft will revert to snake style drafting
3) Draft order will be determined every year moving forward by a random draw out of a hat
4) There will be TWO divisions, not three – divisions will be constituted out of evens v odds the first year, those will then be your division-mates moving forward
5) The regular season will now be weeks 1-13
6) The playoffs will expand to SIX teams (Division winners then the next 4 best records) The 2 best teams will get bye weeks for week 14, then week 15 is the semifinals, 16 finals.
7) You MUST physically attend the draft moving forward.


I would like to suggest another change, in that I would like to reduce the number of points your kicker loses for missing an extra point from -5 to -3.


Draft Order


The season begins Thursday 9/7, so I will be looking to schedule something on Tuesday, 9/5 or Wednesday 9/6 at Hooters in West Springfield. I will let all of you know when there is something solid for draft night.


Your draft order for the 2017 season will be determined by random draw a week before the draft.


Good Luck to All!!!


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End of Year get-together 01/17/2017

Finals Wrap Up:


Brian
81.15
Jodie
78.00


Dan, please get the trophy ready for Brian at next year’s draft. Also, shine up the championship belt for him.


End of Year Get-Together


I am looking to have the year end get together on 02/10/17 this year. I would normally look to have it the week prior (and just before the Super Bowl) but this year’s champion is on a ski trip then.


I am thinking Pizzeria Uno’s by the Basketball Hall of Fame, as it’s right next to I-91 and should be fairly easy for everyone to get to. If you have any other suggestions, please let me know. I will be making a reservation for 8-10 people. I will send out another email when I have things confirmed.


Hopefully, it will be a happy time for all as I know most of us will be rooting for this Super Bowl:
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But the way the past year has been, screwing people at every turn, we’re more likely to get:


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Payouts for the year:


Doug: 1st in Reg Season: $50, 4th in playoffs: Arm around shoulder/pat on back
Dave: 2nd in Reg Season: $40, 3rd in playoffs: $40
Brian: 3rd in Reg Season: $30, 1st in playoffs: $200
Jodie: 4th in Reg Season: Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’, 2nd in playoffs: $120


If you want to see a statistical history of the league since its inception: CLICK HERE!!


What’s Gronk up to?


He’s going to be in an action movie called ‘American Violence’ … because OF COURSE he is!



He made an appearance on ‘Family Guy.’ Lois would have prefered that Julian Edelman moved in, instead.


He saw a 300 lb friend of his try bull riding… it ended … poorly.



… and he’s back to partying on yachts during the holiday season…


Bozo of the week


Runner Up:
Greg & Marc


Pay your dues, boys.
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Winner:
Antonio Brown’s Facebook Live feed!



Way to go, giving Bill Belichick and the Patriots any billboard material by:
  1. Thinking that going on Facebook live RIGHT after the game in your locker room is a good idea
  2. Preening for the camera while your teammates are starting to undress and shower
  3. Not giving a good goddamn what your coach is saying to anyone after the game
  4. Selling out your coach for broadcasting what is meant to be an in house speech
  5. Not keeping a low profile on social media after your coach is explaining that you should be keeping a low profile on social media this week.



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


If you’re not at the get together, see you all at next year’s draft!!!
New rules will be listed in emails prior to the draft.
The dues are still $40 for everyone except for Greg & Marc, whose dues shoot up to $80, since they have to make up for not paying them this year.

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Finals Wrap-Up, 2016 Season Wrap-Up

Finals Wrap Up:

Brian
81.15
Jodie
78.00

Dan, please get the trophy ready for Brian at next year’s draft. Also, shine up the championship belt for him.

3rd Place Game

Dave
122.75
Doug
89.80

Sunday Schedule

NE
@
Miami
Car
@
TB
Cle
@
Pit
Dal
@
Phi
Balt
@
Cin
Buf
@
NYJ
Chi
@
Min
NO
@
Atl
Hou
@
Ten
KC
@
SD
Oak
@
Den
Sea
@
SF
Ariz
@
LA
NYG
@
Wash

I left one game out of the list… can you tell me what that game is? No, you can’t because you don’t care. It’s a game no one should care about.

Sunday Night Football:

Detroit @ Green Bay
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Around the League:


In a year that was so heartbreaking and awful, a year where the President-Elect recently called for a renewed nuclear arms race, and so many beloved people died, like:


George Michael
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Craig Sager
Alan Thicke
John Glenn
Florence Henderson
Gwen Ifill
Robert Vaughn
Leonard Cohen
Janet Reno
Arnold Palmer
Jose Fernandez
Buckwheat Zydeco
Edward Albee
Gene Wilder
Kenny Baker (R2D2)
David Huddlestone
Miss Cleo
Garry Marshall
Pat Summitt
Anton Yelchin
Christina Grimmie
Gordie Howe
Kimbo Slice
Muhammad Ali
Morley Safer
Prince
Chyna
Doris Roberts
Will Smith (DE, Saints)
Merle Haggard
Patty Duke
Garry Shandling
Phife Dawg
Frank Sinatra Jr.
Emerson, of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Lake of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Nancy Reagan
Bud Collins
George Kennedy
Tony Burton (Duke in the Rocky movies)
Harper Lee
Boutros-Boutros Ghali
Vanity
Antonin Scalia
Dave Mirra
Abe Vigoda
Glenn Frey
Alan Rickman
And… David Bowie

It is only fitting that we had the ‘worst’ final of our league’s history. The combined 159.15 points is the lowest total (surpassing the 2014 final of 161.25) by 2.10 points. Brian who started 9-0, then went 0-5 then went 2-0 in the playoffs scored 81.15 (the lowest winning score by 6.25 points) and won by 3.15 points. He could have lost the final IF Jodie decided to play a TE who actually played!!! She started Jordan Reed (TE, Was) who is listed as OUT. She had another TE, Gary Barnidge, on the bench who scored 4.20 points. She would have won the final by 1.05 points if she either: Called the commish, texted the commish, emailed the commish, or placed a note on our message board stating that ‘in the event that Jordan Reed doesn’t play, please put in Gary Barnidge.’ Also, if you’re reading this, the final came down to Cleveland TE Gary Barnidge. If this doesn’t make crystal clear how stupid what we’re doing is, I don’t know what to tell you.

In the consolation final, Dave beat Doug 122.75-89.80 to win his dues back. It’s nice when Aaron Rodgers (Mr. Olivia Munn… who, incidentally, was good in ‘Office Christmas Party’) gets you 48.65 points in the playoffs, huh?
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Payouts for the year:

Doug: 1st in Reg Season: $50, 4th in playoffs: Arm around shoulder/pat on back
Dave: 2nd in Reg Seson: $40, 3rd in playoffs: $40
Brian: 3rd in Reg Season: $30, 1st in playoffs: $200
Jodie: 4th in Reg Season: Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’, 2nd in playoffs: $120

If you want to see a statistical history of the league since its inception: CLICK HERE!!

Everyone is hurt…

Everyone is STILL hurt… except Tyreek Hill… THAT’S why he’s running past everyone.

What’s Gronk up to?

He’s feeling the Madden Curse… Damn you, EA, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


Bozo of the week
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Runner Up:
Greg & Marc

Pay your dues, boys.
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Winner:
2016

We’re all ready for your to end and get on to a brighter future.


This… THIS is the world we live in?

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Soccer Haircut of the week:

Taribo West – former Defender for the Nigerian National team, Auxerre, Inter Milan, Derby County and Kaiserslauten.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch

See you all at next year’s draft!!!
New rules will be listed in emails prior to the draft.
The dues are still $40 for everyone except for Greg & Marc, whose dues shoot up to $80, since they have to make up for not paying them this year.

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Semi-Finals Wrap-Up, Finals Preview

Semi-Finals Wrap Up:


1
Doug
58.70
4
Jodie
95.75
2
Dave
89.50
3
Brian
93.15


Final Weekend
Final:
3
Brian
v
4
Jodie


Consolation game:
1
Doug
v
2
Dave


Thursday Night Football:
Giants @ Eagles (8:25 pm)
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Christmas EVE Schedule


Dolphins
@
Bills
Buccaneers
@
Saints
Jets
@
Patriots
Titans
@
Jaguars
Vikings
@
Packers
Chargers
@
Browns
DC Grudens
@
Bears
Falcons
@
Panthers
Colts
@
Raiders
Cardinals
@
Seahawks
49ers
@
Rams
Bengals
@
Texans


Christmas DAY Schedule:
Ravens @ Steelers (4:25 pm)
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Broncos @ Chiefs (8:30 pm)
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Monday Night Football:
Lions @ Cowboys (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:




It appears that the Jets are already on vacation… but they forgot to tell Bryce Petty and now, he could be really hurt, guys:

A video posted by BUSTED COVERAGE (@bustedcoverage) on Dec 17, 2016 at 8:02pm PST

What’s Gronk up to?


He’s actually getting worse and more stiff at his acting/promotional videos. See here at gronknationraffle.com. Of course he’s doing something on Christmas Eve.


Bozo of the week
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Second Runner Up:
Dave


He needed 3.20 points out of Jamison Crowder after leaving Brandin Cooks on the bench who only scored 30.60 points. What did he get? 24 yards receiving  and a lost fumble on the last play of the game. -0.60 gets you a consolation game spot.


First Runner Up:
Doug


He waited all year to play his worst in the most inopportune time. His previous low score of the year was Week 9 against Brian with a 71.05. The playoffs, however are where legends are made, and Doug put a big, ol’ steaming poop sandwich of a game down. 9.30 from Tom Brady, 1.00 from Sammy Watkins, 4.20 from Doug Martin, 0.90 from Tyler Eifert, and -1.00 from the NY Jets defense led to his demise.


Winner:
Norm, Kim, Greg & Marc


Pay your damn dues!!!
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This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Jason Lee – Former Striker for Nottingham Forest, Lincoln City, Watford and Notts County.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!


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End of Regular Season Wrap-Up, Semifinals Preview!!

Week 14 Wrap Up:
Chris
104.30
Brian
83.35
Norm
117.45
Jodie
66.15
Mike
70.55
Ed
58.85
Dave
57.60
Greg
91.60
Doug
118.40
Kim
105.20
Dan
60.60
Marc
84.55
Playoffs
1
Doug
v
4
Jodie
2
Dave
v
3
Brian
Payouts:
1 – Doug – $50
2 – Dave – $40
3 – Brian – $30
4 – Jodie – A Firm Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’
Playoff Payouts:
1st: $200
2nd: $120
3rd: $40
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Doug
9-5
3-3
1458.15
1408.35
Jodie
5
Marc
8-6
3-3
1404.65
1410.60
6
Dan
8-6
4-2
1375.50
1355.15
9
Kim
7-7
2-4
1373.45
1368.30
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dave
9-5
4-2
1436.55
1301.00
Brian
10
Greg
5-9
2-4
1398.55
1454.35
11
Mike
5-9
4-2
1343.30
1418.90
12
Ed
2-12
2-4
1157.45
1401.40
L-12
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Brian
9-5
3-3
1346.10
1174.15
Dave
4
Jodie
8-6
4-2
1420.70
1357.90
Doug
7
Chris
7-7
3-3
1443.95
1486.30
8
Norm
7-7
2-4
1377.05
1399.00
Thursday Night Football:
Rams @ Seahawks (8:25 pm)
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Saturday Night Football
Dolphins @ Jets (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Packers
@
Bears
Buccaneers
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Texans
Browns
@
Bills
Eagles
@
Ravens
Titans
@
Chiefs
Lions
@
Giants
Colts
@
Vikings
Saints
@
Cardinals
49ers
@
Falcons
Patriots
@
Broncos
Raiders
@
Chargers
Steelers
@
Bengals
Monday Night Football:
Panthers @ DC Grudens
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Around the League:
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Ed
The season started off in a promising manner, with a 2-0 start. A 117.15-88.80 squashing of Greg, followed up by a 99.80-88.35 win over Dave had Eddie feeling good. Sadly, his season followed the same type of template as Chip Kelly & the SF 49ers, as he finished the season on a 12 game losing streak and only lost by less than 11 points once.
Eddie’s season looked like this:
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Winner:
Norm, Kim, Greg & Marc
PAY YOUR DUES!!!
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This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Neymar: (Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior) Forward/Striker for Barcelona and the Brazilian National Team
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 13 Wrap-Up, Week 14 Preview

Week 13 Wrap Up:
Chris
125.60
Norm
61.40
Mike
109.85
Greg
95.05
Kim
103.95
Dan
107.75
Doug
83.15
Marc
116.75
Dave
100.95
Ed
80.30
Jodie
65.55
Brian
54.70
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dan
8-5
4-1
1314.90
1270.60
Marc
5
Doug
8-5
2-3
1339.75
1303.15
Kim
6
Marc
7-6
2-3
1320.10
1350.00
Dan
7
Kim
7-6
2-3
1268.25
1249.90
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dave
9-4
4-1
1378.95
1209.40
Greg
10
Greg
4-9
1-4
1306.95
1396.75
Dave
11
Mike
4-9
3-2
1272.75
1360.05
Ed
12
Ed
2-11
2-3
1098.60
1330.85
Mike
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
9-4
3-2
1262.75
1069.85
Chris
4
Jodie
8-5
4-1
1354.55
1240.45
Norm
8
Chris
6-7
2-3
1339.65
1402.95
Brian
9
Norm
6-7
1-4
1259.60
1332.85
Jodie
Playoff scenarios:
Wild Card – Must have more points scored than anyone else tied with you
Dan: Win or Doug loss, win the division. Win & Doug win OR loss AND Doug loss, win division.
Doug: Win & Dan loss, win the division,
If Dan, Doug, Kim & Marc all tie, Dan wins division (divisional win %)
Dave: #1 seed with win.
Brian: Win or Jodie loss, win the division
Jodie: Win AND Brian loss, win the division (divisional win %)
Thursday Night Football:
Raiders @ Chiefs (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Bills
Broncos
@
Titans
Saints
@
Buccaneers
DC Grudens
@
Eagles
Cardinals
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Panthers
Bengals
@
Browns
Bears
@
Lions
Texans
@
Colts
Vikings
@
Jaguars
Jets
@
49ers
Falcons
@
Rams
Seahawks
@
Packers
Cowboys
@
Giants
Monday Night Football:
Ravens @ Patriots (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
He’s recovering from back surgery the way only Gronk can…

A video posted by Rob Gronkowski (@gronk) on Dec 2, 2016 at 6:52pm PST

Here he is in happier times… doing a commercial for Madden 17, when he was healthy… and on the cover… when no one who is on the cover stays healthy the next season…
For a list of cover athletes, LOOK AT THIS. Either John’s got some really weird mojo going on (even his beloved Brett Favre got hit with it) OR football is a REALLY violent game where it’s a miracle that everyone doesn’t get really hurt EVERY week.
Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
It’s a TIE!!!  The Jets, 49ers, Dolphins & Panthers
Way to earn your paychecks, guys!
The Jets were… well… the Jets. They completely embarrassed themselves and didn’t even pressure Andrew Luck (the guy you might have recognized this year as a piñata) in a 41-10 loss on MNF.
The 49ers lost 26-6 in snowy Chicago. They were penalized 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct after several players did snow angels in the end zone after a return TD. The problem? The return guy stepped out of bounds at the 4. No TD AND you get the ball at the 19, not the 4. Colin Kaepernick was benched in the 4th quarter after going 1-5 for 4 yards passing. Hey, Chip Kelly, do you know how to acquire more passing yards? Try calling more than 5 pass plays in 3 quarters you dummy!
The Dolphins were 7-4 and on a 6 game win streak. They got smoked 38-6 by the Ravens. The RAVENS!!! Baltimore was averaging 19.9 ppg before the game. You can’t name their running backs. Try it.
The Panthers were 4-7, going into SNF AT Seattle (bitter rival for the last few seasons) with their playoff hopes flickering. Cam decides to test the coach by not wearing a tie, even though he was given the option of several types on hand by the team. Riverboat Ron benches him for the first series. The first series was one play, as Derek Anderson (yes that Cleveland Browns Derek Anderson) started, had a counter-roll right screen pass to Mike Tolbert. The ball flicked off of Tolbert’s hands for an interception. 3-0 Seattle off the bat and the Panthers never really recovered, losing 40-7.
Winner:
Johnny Manziel

A photo posted by Johnny Manziel (@jmanziel2) on Dec 5, 2016 at 10:28am PST

Welp, looks like not only is his possible career as a NFL QB over, he seems to not care at all. Your boy was in Miami this weekend at Art Basel, pounding bottles.
So if you’re going there to do that and put whatever you think you had as a career as a NFL QB (which was already on life support) in jeopardy, you’ve got some logic issues. Here’s a guy I don’t usually reference to explain exactly what is the issue with Johnny:
This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Freddie Ljungberg: Former winger for the Swedish national team, Arsenal, West Ham and Seattle Sounders FC
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Week 12 Wrap-Up, Week 13 Preview

Week 12 Wrap Up:
Chris
87.85
Jodie
133.30
Mike
70.40
Dave
82.95
Kim
123.50
Marc
104.25
Doug
119.20
Dan
113.65
Greg
102.75
Ed
99.95
Brian
101.20
Norm
112.00
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Doug
8-4
2-2
1256.60
1186.40
Marc
5
Dan
7-5
3-1
1207.15
1166.65
Kim
6
Kim
7-5
2-2
1164.30
1142.15
Dan
7
Marc
6-6
1-3
1203.35
1266.85
Doug
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2*
Dave
8-4
3-1
1278.00
1129.10
Ed
10
Greg
4-8
1-3
1211.90
1286.90
Mike
11
Mike
3-9
2-2
1162.90
1265.00
Greg
12
Ed
2-10
2-2
1018.30
1229.90
Dave
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-3
3-1
1208.05
1004.30
Jodie
4
Jodie
7-5
3-1
1289.00
1185.65
Brian
8
Norm
6-6
1-3
1198.20
1207.25
Chris
9
Chris
5-7
1-3
1213.95
1341.55
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
Cowboys @ Vikings (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Chiefs
@
Falcons
Lions
@
Saints
Rams
@
Patriots
Broncos
@
Jaguars
Texans
@
Packers
Eagles
@
Bengals
Dolphins
@
Ravens
49ers
@
Bears
Bills
@
Raiders
Giants
@
Steelers
DC Grudens
@
Cardinals
Buccaneers
@
Chargers
Panthers
@
Seahawks
Byes:
CLE, TEN
Monday Night Football:
Colts @ Jets
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Around the League:
Soccer Haircut of the week:
Raheem Sterling: Winger/Attacking Midfielder for the England National Team, Manchester City and formerly of Liverpool
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you!
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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Thanksgiving Preview

Week 12 games –
No more cross division. It’s the home stretch. 3 more weeks, all against your division!
Chris
@
Jodie
Mike
@
Dave
Kim
@
Marc
Doug
@
Dan
Greg
@
Ed
Brian
@
Norm
Thursday Night Football:
A 3-pack for Thanksgiving!!!
Vikings @ Lions (12:30 pm)
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DC Grudens @ Cowboys(4:30 pm)
Washington2.jpgDallas7.jpg
Steelers @ Colts (8:30 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Titans
@
Bears
Jaguars
@
Bills
Bengals
@
Ravens
Cardinals
@
Falcons
Giants
@
Browns
Rams
@
Saints
49ers
@
Dolphins
Chargers
@
Texans
Seahawks
@
Buccaneers
Panthers
@
Raiders
Chiefs
@
Broncos
Patriots
@
Jets
Byes:
NONE!!!
Monday Night Football:
Packers @ Eagles (8:30 pm)
GB7.jpgEagles1
Good Luck to All!
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Week 10 Wrap-Up, Week 11 preview

Week 10 Wrap Up:
Chris
103.00
Ed
69.40
Mike
100.25
Dan
105.90
Kim
92.00
Brian
88.45
Doug
99.10
Dave
109.45
Jodie
110.80
Greg
119.40
Norm
142.65
Marc
109.35
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
7-3
3-0
1017.85
924.10
Dave
4
Doug
6-4
1-2
1016.20
985.10
Mike
5
Kim
6-4
1-2
962.90
952.00
Norm
8
Marc
5-5
1-2
1013.20
1076.40
Brian
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
6-4
2-1
1071.70
983.05
Dan
10
Mike
3-7
2-1
1004.85
1060.85
Doug
11
Greg
2-8
0-3
999.00
1130.40
Chris
12
Ed
2-8
2-1
830.05
1014.90
Jodie
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
9-1
3-0
1039.10
806.40
Marc
6
Chris
5-5
1-2
1069.45
1098.10
Greg
7
Jodie
5-5
2-1
1043.55
1009.50
Ed
9
Norm
4-6
0-3
1001.10
1028.15
Kim
Thursday Night Football:
Saints @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
NO5.jpgCarolina7.png
Sunday Schedule
Steelers
@
Browns
Ravens
@
Cowboys
Jaguars
@
Lions
Titans
@
Colts
Bills
@
Bengals
Buccaneers
@
Chiefs
Bears
@
Giants
Cardinals
@
Vikings
Dolphins
@
Rams
Patriots
@
49ers
Eagles
@
Seahawks
Packers
@
DC Grudens
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NYJ, SD
Monday Night Football:
Texans @ Raiders (8:30 pm)
Texans7.jpgRaiders9.jpg
Around the League:
What’s Gronk up to?
Getting crushed so hard by Earl Thomas that there were conflicting reports as to whether or not he had a punctured lung.
Then he gave props to Earl after that.

Bozo of the week
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First Runner Up:
Bill Simmons
It’s been a bad couple of weeks for Bill. His HBO show tanked and was cancelled, his parlay of the Pats winning the AFC East and Hillary winning the Presidency tanked so he turned to his beloved internet to do what he does. He criticized Cris Collinsworth’s analysis of why the Seattle O-Line looked good by saying that someone should ‘gently’ tell Cris that the Pats front 7 is bad. Cris was having none of it and 360 windmill dunked with his junk all up in Simmons’ face.
Collinsworth Simmons.jpg

Just look on the bright side, Bill… Your Pats are still 7-2.
Winner:
Brian
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The King is dead, long live the king.
After a 9 week reign of terror over the league, Brian has finally lost.
He will be rueing the fact that he left Tyrell Williams (WHO?!? WR, SD) on the bench with his 18.50 points or even not playing Martellus Bennett (TE, NE) with his 10.20 points. The New England defense didn’t help with a full Blutarsky this week: 0.0.
His unbelievable luck in having everyone score poorly against him finally ran out and Kim strolled in like Negan while Lucille took Brian’s head clean off.
Negan SNL Chappelle.jpg
This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Rodrigo Palacio (Striker for Boca Juniors, Genoa and Internazionale (Milan) and formerly of the Argentinian national team)
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree… what are THOSE?!?), but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!

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