2017 Week 6 Wrap-Up, Week 7 Preview

Week 6 Wrap Up:

Chris
114.65
Jodie
78.60
Norm
76.10
Mike
110.25
Dan
101.40
Doug
80.30
Ed
86.10
Brian
98.20
Kim
105.45
Jacquie
98.80
Dave
65.00
Ron
106.70

Nuts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Ron
6-0
5-0
633.50
443.15
2
Dan
5-1
4-1
589.80
509.25
7
Jodie
3-3
3-2
475.80
503.75
8
Mike
2-4
1-4
549.65
499.95
9
Kim
2-4
1-4
525.95
648.20
12
Ed
1-5
1-4
519.65
634.60

Bolts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
3
Chris
4-2
3-2
557.10
470.10
4
Brian
3-3
2-3
543.15
550.80
5
Doug
3-3
3-2
510.60
520.95
6
Dave
3-3
3-2
502.25
505.55
10
Jacquie
2-4
2-3
497.80
529.00
11
Norm
2-4
2-3
481.30
571.25

WHEW! That was close!!!

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Winner:
Brian

Brian won 98.20-86.10.
A 12.1 win doesn’t look like it was that close, but he rode his luck of Jacoby Brissett(QB-IND) scoring 18.10 AND Ryan Succop(K-TEN) scoring TWENTY ONE points to cruise by a snake-bitten Ed.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
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Winner:
Eddie

Thursday Night Football:

Chiefs @ Raiders (8:25 pm)

KC8.jpgRaiders13.jpg
Sunday Schedule

Buccaneers
@
Bills
Panthers
@
Bears
Titans
@
Browns
Saints
@
Packers
Jaguars
@
Colts
Cardinals
@
Rams
Jets
@
Dolphins
Ravens
@
Vikings
Bengals
@
Steelers
Cowboys
@
49ers
Broncos
@
Chargers
Seahawks
@
Giants
Falcons
@
Patriots
Byes:
DET, HOU
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Monday Night Football:

DC Grudens @ Eagles (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:

I don’t know WHAT the ‘MADDEN’ video game developers(EA Sports) are doing, but I think they need to get outside and go on a date:

Philadelphia 28 – Carolina 23

Miami 20 – Atlanta 17

Tampa Bay 33 – Arizona 38

Green Bay 10 – Minnesota 23

Detroit 38 – New Orleans 52

New England 24 – NY Jets 17

Irony is a hell of a drug…

This poor kid… Being a Jets/Mets fan is a rough existence… (NSFW language)

Cupertino/San Jose 24 – Washington 26

Chicago 27 – Baltimore 24 (OT)
When your old uncle is at the game, but that isn’t holding his attention, it’s time to scour the Craigslist “personals” section.

Cleveland 17 – Houston 33

LA Rams 27 – Jacksonville 17
It’s sad to see the end of a legend. Dick Stockton… thank you for everything. We love you, but it’s time to ride off into the retirement you deserve.

Pittsburgh 19 – Kansas City 13

LA Chargers 17 – Oakland 16

NY Giants 23 – Denver 10

Indianapolis 22 – Tennessee 36

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In the College Game:

Arkansas 9 – 1 Alabama 41

2 Clemson 24 – Syracuse 27

Missouri 28 – 4 Georgia 53
5 Washington 7 – Arizona St 13

6 TCU 26 – Kansas St 6
Purdue 9 – 7 Wisconsin 17
8 Washington St 3 – Cal 37

9 Ohio St 56 – Nebraska 14
10 Auburn 23 – LSU 27
Georgia Tech 24 – 11 Miami 25

12 Oklahoma 29 – Texas 24

Utah 27 – 13 USC 28
Baylor 16 – 14 Oklahoma St 59

17 Michigan 27 – Indiana 20 (OT)
Cincinnati 3 – 18 South Florida 33
Boise St 31 – 19 San Diego St 14
20 NC State 35 – Pitt 17
21 Michigan State 30 – Minnesota 27
East Carolina 21 – 22 UCF 63
Oregon 7 – 23 Stanford 49
24 Texas Tech 35 – West Virginia 46
25 Navy 27 – Memphis 30

FSU 17 – Duke 10
Boston College 45 – Louisville 42
UCLA 30 – Arizona 47
Texas A&M 19 – Florida 17
This whole next thread is in relation to a picture that came out earlier in the summer (you can see here… but it’s also NSFW… bare man butt) where a guy went deep sea fishing, got a shark on a boat, the shark appears to be dead and this guy thought it was a good idea to a) get naked and b) lie on the shark in such a way that it looks like he’s humping it. That guy looks a LOT like UF Head Coach Jim McElwain.

South Carolina 15 – Tennessee 9

Groin shot of the week
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Winner:
Week 7 Preview:

Chris
Brian
Norm
Jacquie
Dan
Ron
Ed
Jodie
Mike
Kim
Dave
Doug
Good Luck to All!!!
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2017 Week 6 Wrap-Up, Week 7 Preview

Week 6 Wrap Up:

Chris
114.65
Jodie
78.60
Norm
76.10
Mike
110.25
Dan
101.40
Doug
80.30
Ed
86.10
Brian
98.20
Kim
105.45
Jacquie
98.80
Dave
65.00
Ron
106.70

Nuts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Ron
6-0
5-0
633.50
443.15
2
Dan
5-1
4-1
589.80
509.25
7
Jodie
3-3
3-2
475.80
503.75
8
Mike
2-4
1-4
549.65
499.95
9
Kim
2-4
1-4
525.95
648.20
12
Ed
1-5
1-4
519.65
634.60

Bolts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
3
Chris
4-2
3-2
557.10
470.10
4
Brian
3-3
2-3
543.15
550.80
5
Doug
3-3
3-2
510.60
520.95
6
Dave
3-3
3-2
502.25
505.55
10
Jacquie
2-4
2-3
497.80
529.00
11
Norm
2-4
2-3
481.30
571.25

WHEW! That was close!!!

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Winner:
Brian

Brian won 98.20-86.10.
A 12.1 win doesn’t look like it was that close, but he rode his luck of Jacoby Brissett(QB-IND) scoring 18.10 AND Ryan Succop(K-TEN) scoring TWENTY ONE points to cruise by a snake-bitten Ed.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
139rxc.jpg

Winner:
Eddie

Thursday Night Football:

Chiefs @ Raiders (8:25 pm)

KC8.jpgRaiders13.jpg
Sunday Schedule

Buccaneers
@
Bills
Panthers
@
Bears
Titans
@
Browns
Saints
@
Packers
Jaguars
@
Colts
Cardinals
@
Rams
Jets
@
Dolphins
Ravens
@
Vikings
Bengals
@
Steelers
Cowboys
@
49ers
Broncos
@
Chargers
Seahawks
@
Giants
Falcons
@
Patriots
Byes:
DET, HOU
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Monday Night Football:

DC Grudens @ Eagles (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:

I don’t know WHAT the ‘MADDEN’ video game developers(EA Sports) are doing, but I think they need to get outside and go on a date:

Philadelphia 28 – Carolina 23

Miami 20 – Atlanta 17

Tampa Bay 33 – Arizona 38

Green Bay 10 – Minnesota 23

Detroit 38 – New Orleans 52

New England 24 – NY Jets 17

Irony is a hell of a drug…

This poor kid… Being a Jets/Mets fan is a rough existence… (NSFW language)

Cupertino/San Jose 24 – Washington 26

Chicago 27 – Baltimore 24 (OT)
When your old uncle is at the game, but that isn’t holding his attention, it’s time to scour the Craigslist “personals” section.

Cleveland 17 – Houston 33

LA Rams 27 – Jacksonville 17
It’s sad to see the end of a legend. Dick Stockton… thank you for everything. We love you, but it’s time to ride off into the retirement you deserve.

Pittsburgh 19 – Kansas City 13

LA Chargers 17 – Oakland 16

NY Giants 23 – Denver 10

Indianapolis 22 – Tennessee 36

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In the College Game:

Arkansas 9 – 1 Alabama 41

2 Clemson 24 – Syracuse 27

Missouri 28 – 4 Georgia 53
5 Washington 7 – Arizona St 13

6 TCU 26 – Kansas St 6
Purdue 9 – 7 Wisconsin 17
8 Washington St 3 – Cal 37

9 Ohio St 56 – Nebraska 14
10 Auburn 23 – LSU 27
Georgia Tech 24 – 11 Miami 25

12 Oklahoma 29 – Texas 24

Utah 27 – 13 USC 28
Baylor 16 – 14 Oklahoma St 59

17 Michigan 27 – Indiana 20 (OT)
Cincinnati 3 – 18 South Florida 33
Boise St 31 – 19 San Diego St 14
20 NC State 35 – Pitt 17
21 Michigan State 30 – Minnesota 27
East Carolina 21 – 22 UCF 63
Oregon 7 – 23 Stanford 49
24 Texas Tech 35 – West Virginia 46
25 Navy 27 – Memphis 30

FSU 17 – Duke 10
Boston College 45 – Louisville 42
UCLA 30 – Arizona 47
Texas A&M 19 – Florida 17
This whole next thread is in relation to a picture that came out earlier in the summer (you can see here… but it’s also NSFW… bare man butt) where a guy went deep sea fishing, got a shark on a boat, the shark appears to be dead and this guy thought it was a good idea to a) get naked and b) lie on the shark in such a way that it looks like he’s humping it. That guy looks a LOT like UF Head Coach Jim McElwain.

South Carolina 15 – Tennessee 9

Groin shot of the week
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Winner:
Week 7 Preview:

Chris
Brian
Norm
Jacquie
Dan
Ron
Ed
Jodie
Mike
Kim
Dave
Doug
Good Luck to All!!!
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2017 Week 5 Wrap-Up, Week 6 Preview

Week 5 Wrap Up:


Chris
82.70
Jacquie
75.20
Norm
79.70
Doug
94.50
Dan
84.65
Mike
65.25
Ed
69.50
Ron
97.75
Jodie
93.90
Kim
59.45
Brian
67.30
Dave
110.25


Nuts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Ron
5-0
5-0
526.80
378.15
2
Dan
4-1
4-1
488.40
428.95
6
Jodie
3-2
3-2
397.20
389.60
10
Mike
1-4
1-4
439.40
423.85
11
Ed
1-4
1-4
433.55
536.40
12
Kim
1-4
1-4
421.00
549.40


Bolts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
3
Chris
3-2
3-2
442.45
391.50
4
Dave
3-2
3-2
437.25
398.85
5
Doug
3-2
3-2
430.30
419.55
7
Brian
2-3
2-3
444.95
464.70
8
Norm
2-3
2-3
405.20
461.00
9
Jacquie
2-3
2-3
399.00
423.55


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
139rxc.jpg


Runner Up:
Jacquie


Jacquie has four, FOUR, FOUR tight ends on her roster. (Watch out Kim, she’s coming for your crown) You would think that having that many tight ends, you would have one active that actually played, amirite?
Jacquie stared Gronk, who was out on Thursday night. She had Austin Hooper (Atl) on a bye, Erik Swoope (Ind) on IR-designated to return after 8 weeks (from Sept 4!!!) and Julius Thomas (Mia) who actually played. All of this wouldn’t be a problem except for one thing: She also has Denver’s defense. Denver, as we know is a strong defensive play… WHEN they play… they had a bye this week. Zero from your TE spot and a Zero from your Def = a Blutarsky… Zero point Zero.


Now would be a good time to remind everyone that if you have a player who is questionable or worse, please either a) go to the league message board and post something stating that you would like to start player A, but if player A is inactive, you would like to substitute player B for player A. You can do this once per week. Or b) text me that information before the games start for the week (if player A & B both play on Sunday, text me before the games on Sunday, if player A is Thursday and player B is Sunday, text me before the Thursday game begins.


Winner:
Nick Folk


Missed all 3 of his FG attempts (56, 49 & 31) and the Bucs lost 19-14 on OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
THURSDAY NIGHT!

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Thursday Night Football:


Eagles @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule


Dolphins
@
Falcons
Bears
@
Ravens
Browns
@
Ravens
Packers
@
Vikings
Lions
@
Saints
Patriots
@
Jets
49ers
@
DC Grudens
Buccaneers
@
Cardinals
Rams
@
Jaguars
Steelers
@
Chiefs
Chargers
@
Raiders
Giants
@
Broncos
Byes:
BUF, CIN
DAL, SEA
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Monday Night Football:


Colts @ Titans (8:30 pm)


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Around the League:


Green Bay 35 – Dallas 31

The Cowboys had a 9 minute drive that ended in a read-option 12 yard TD for Dak Prescott to take the lead. The problem? He left Aaron Rodgers 1:12 left on the clock.



Kansas City 42 – Houston 34
From last week:

JJ Watt suffered a tibial plateau fracture. It’s as bad as it sounds. The flat part of the tibia that is the weight bearing part of the bone. Care must be taken or he could suffer from Compartment Syndrome. You don’t want that… trust me.

Also, Whitney Mercilus, their pass rushing LB is out for the season with a torn pectoral muscle. This is on top of Brian Cushing being suspended 10 games for PED use. NOT a great time for the Texans defense.

Oh… and Deshaun Watson is going to be REALLY good:


Seattle 16 – LA Rams 10


Arizona 7 – Philadelphia 34


Jacksonville 30 – Pittsburgh 9
Big Ben: 5 INT, 2 of them went for Pick 6s. Oof.


LA Chargers 27 – NY Giants 22

On the serious side… Odell has a broken leg(fibula/ankle)… don’t watch if you’re squeamish:


Tennessee 10 – Miami 16
Miami offensive LINE coach Chris Foerster… will not be employed much longer…

Chris Foerster has resigned… Well, that escalated quickly!
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49ers 23 – Indianapolis 26 (OT)
VP Mike Pence decided to grandstand by diverting a plane (that you taxpayers pay for) to Indianapolis so he could stand for the national anthem, then walk out when players ‘disgusted him for not respecting the flag’ then later took that same plane to a fundraiser for Putin friendly Dana Rorabacher. #GTFO


Here’s his explanation of what happened which makes even LESS sense than people gave him credit for.


Carolina 27 – Detroit 24
Ravens 30 – Raiders 17

You really shouldn’t throw bottles at Donald Penn’s car. He will destroy you.

But it was all a trap:

Now that Derek Carr is hurt, he can focus more on his singing career:


Buffalo 16 – Cincinnati 20


NY Jets 17 – Cleveland 14

Deshone Kizer after getting benched for Kevin Hogan (who?!?) and after the game comments:

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Dylan.gif


In the College Game:


1 Alabama 27 – Texas A&M 19

Wake Forest 14 – 2 Clemson 28
Iowa St 38 – 3 Oklahoma 31

4 Penn St 31 – Northwestern 7

5 Georgia 45 – Vanderbilt 14
Cal 7 – 6 Washington 38
Michigan St 14 – 7 Michigan 10

23 West Virginia 24 – 8 TCU 31
9 Wisconsin 38 – Nebraska 17
Maryland 14 – 10 Ohio St 62
Gus Johnson thought he was still narrating a ‘NFL’s Greatest Hits’ video and forgot it’s 2017 and not 1992 anymore. Targeting, ejection, see ya.

11 Washington St 33 – Oregon 10
Mike Leach… not impressed at the noise level at Autzen Stadium

Ole Miss 23 – 12 Auburn 44
13 Miami(FL) 24 – Florida St 20
Not a lot is going right for FSU this year:

Game winning TD throw with 0:06 left!

FSU Fans be like:

Oregon St 10 – 14 USC 38
16 Va Tech 23 – Boston College 10
17 Louisville 25 – 24 NC State 39
19 San Diego St 41 – UNLV 10
Stanford 23 – 20 Utah 20
LSU 17 – 21(t) Florida 16
Love was in the air during the SEC Network’s pregame show(0:40 mark)

The Gators lost on a missed XP against Coach O… shoot me now..
Florida also paid tribute to Gainesville native, Tom Petty, before the 4th quarter with the whole crowd singing ‘I won’t back down’

21(t) Notre Dame 33 – North Carolina 10
25 UCF 51 – Cincinnati 23
Eastern Michigan 15 – Toledo 20
I don’t know WHAT the hell this analyst was watching, but I want to be there with him.

Western Michigan 71 – Buffalo 68 (7OT)
Someone got a little TOO excited after his brother scored a TD.

Arkansas St 43 – Georgia Southern 25
Georgia Southern QB Shai Werts: 10/18 160yds, 1-TD 2-Int QBR-11.4
That performance had this guy like:

St. Francis de Sales 24 – Lima Senior HS 25
The ol kickoff and 27 laterals is going to work!!!


Groin shot of the week



Winner:



Week 6 Preview:


Chris
Jodie
Norm
Mike
Dan
Doug
Ed
Brian
Kim
Jacquie
Dave
Ron


Good Luck to All!!!
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2017 Week 5 Wrap-Up, Week 6 Preview

Week 5 Wrap Up:


Chris
82.70
Jacquie
75.20
Norm
79.70
Doug
94.50
Dan
84.65
Mike
65.25
Ed
69.50
Ron
97.75
Jodie
93.90
Kim
59.45
Brian
67.30
Dave
110.25


Nuts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Ron
5-0
5-0
526.80
378.15
2
Dan
4-1
4-1
488.40
428.95
6
Jodie
3-2
3-2
397.20
389.60
10
Mike
1-4
1-4
439.40
423.85
11
Ed
1-4
1-4
433.55
536.40
12
Kim
1-4
1-4
421.00
549.40


Bolts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
3
Chris
3-2
3-2
442.45
391.50
4
Dave
3-2
3-2
437.25
398.85
5
Doug
3-2
3-2
430.30
419.55
7
Brian
2-3
2-3
444.95
464.70
8
Norm
2-3
2-3
405.20
461.00
9
Jacquie
2-3
2-3
399.00
423.55


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
139rxc.jpg


Runner Up:
Jacquie


Jacquie has four, FOUR, FOUR tight ends on her roster. (Watch out Kim, she’s coming for your crown) You would think that having that many tight ends, you would have one active that actually played, amirite?
Jacquie stared Gronk, who was out on Thursday night. She had Austin Hooper (Atl) on a bye, Erik Swoope (Ind) on IR-designated to return after 8 weeks (from Sept 4!!!) and Julius Thomas (Mia) who actually played. All of this wouldn’t be a problem except for one thing: She also has Denver’s defense. Denver, as we know is a strong defensive play… WHEN they play… they had a bye this week. Zero from your TE spot and a Zero from your Def = a Blutarsky… Zero point Zero.


Now would be a good time to remind everyone that if you have a player who is questionable or worse, please either a) go to the league message board and post something stating that you would like to start player A, but if player A is inactive, you would like to substitute player B for player A. You can do this once per week. Or b) text me that information before the games start for the week (if player A & B both play on Sunday, text me before the games on Sunday, if player A is Thursday and player B is Sunday, text me before the Thursday game begins.


Winner:
Nick Folk


Missed all 3 of his FG attempts (56, 49 & 31) and the Bucs lost 19-14 on OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
THURSDAY NIGHT!

2998c8ae8c73c242f221d69b7ef59f75c0c4d6cf4c6183.jpg
e31.jpg


Thursday Night Football:


Eagles @ Panthers (8:25 pm)
Eagles2.jpgCarolina6.jpg


Sunday Schedule


Dolphins
@
Falcons
Bears
@
Ravens
Browns
@
Ravens
Packers
@
Vikings
Lions
@
Saints
Patriots
@
Jets
49ers
@
DC Grudens
Buccaneers
@
Cardinals
Rams
@
Jaguars
Steelers
@
Chiefs
Chargers
@
Raiders
Giants
@
Broncos
Byes:
BUF, CIN
DAL, SEA
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Monday Night Football:


Colts @ Titans (8:30 pm)


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Around the League:


Green Bay 35 – Dallas 31

The Cowboys had a 9 minute drive that ended in a read-option 12 yard TD for Dak Prescott to take the lead. The problem? He left Aaron Rodgers 1:12 left on the clock.



Kansas City 42 – Houston 34
From last week:

JJ Watt suffered a tibial plateau fracture. It’s as bad as it sounds. The flat part of the tibia that is the weight bearing part of the bone. Care must be taken or he could suffer from Compartment Syndrome. You don’t want that… trust me.

Also, Whitney Mercilus, their pass rushing LB is out for the season with a torn pectoral muscle. This is on top of Brian Cushing being suspended 10 games for PED use. NOT a great time for the Texans defense.

Oh… and Deshaun Watson is going to be REALLY good:


Seattle 16 – LA Rams 10


Arizona 7 – Philadelphia 34


Jacksonville 30 – Pittsburgh 9
Big Ben: 5 INT, 2 of them went for Pick 6s. Oof.


LA Chargers 27 – NY Giants 22

On the serious side… Odell has a broken leg(fibula/ankle)… don’t watch if you’re squeamish:


Tennessee 10 – Miami 16
Miami offensive LINE coach Chris Foerster… will not be employed much longer…

Chris Foerster has resigned… Well, that escalated quickly!
2998c8ae8c73c242f221d69b7ef59f75c0c4d6cf4c6183.jpg
e31.jpg



49ers 23 – Indianapolis 26 (OT)
VP Mike Pence decided to grandstand by diverting a plane (that you taxpayers pay for) to Indianapolis so he could stand for the national anthem, then walk out when players ‘disgusted him for not respecting the flag’ then later took that same plane to a fundraiser for Putin friendly Dana Rorabacher. #GTFO


Here’s his explanation of what happened which makes even LESS sense than people gave him credit for.


Carolina 27 – Detroit 24
Ravens 30 – Raiders 17

You really shouldn’t throw bottles at Donald Penn’s car. He will destroy you.

But it was all a trap:

Now that Derek Carr is hurt, he can focus more on his singing career:


Buffalo 16 – Cincinnati 20


NY Jets 17 – Cleveland 14

Deshone Kizer after getting benched for Kevin Hogan (who?!?) and after the game comments:

C7S0ouqVAAANACj.jpg



Dylan.gif


In the College Game:


1 Alabama 27 – Texas A&M 19

Wake Forest 14 – 2 Clemson 28
Iowa St 38 – 3 Oklahoma 31

4 Penn St 31 – Northwestern 7

5 Georgia 45 – Vanderbilt 14
Cal 7 – 6 Washington 38
Michigan St 14 – 7 Michigan 10

23 West Virginia 24 – 8 TCU 31
9 Wisconsin 38 – Nebraska 17
Maryland 14 – 10 Ohio St 62
Gus Johnson thought he was still narrating a ‘NFL’s Greatest Hits’ video and forgot it’s 2017 and not 1992 anymore. Targeting, ejection, see ya.

11 Washington St 33 – Oregon 10
Mike Leach… not impressed at the noise level at Autzen Stadium

Ole Miss 23 – 12 Auburn 44
13 Miami(FL) 24 – Florida St 20
Not a lot is going right for FSU this year:

Game winning TD throw with 0:06 left!

FSU Fans be like:

Oregon St 10 – 14 USC 38
16 Va Tech 23 – Boston College 10
17 Louisville 25 – 24 NC State 39
19 San Diego St 41 – UNLV 10
Stanford 23 – 20 Utah 20
LSU 17 – 21(t) Florida 16
Love was in the air during the SEC Network’s pregame show(0:40 mark)

The Gators lost on a missed XP against Coach O… shoot me now..
Florida also paid tribute to Gainesville native, Tom Petty, before the 4th quarter with the whole crowd singing ‘I won’t back down’

21(t) Notre Dame 33 – North Carolina 10
25 UCF 51 – Cincinnati 23
Eastern Michigan 15 – Toledo 20
I don’t know WHAT the hell this analyst was watching, but I want to be there with him.

Western Michigan 71 – Buffalo 68 (7OT)
Someone got a little TOO excited after his brother scored a TD.

Arkansas St 43 – Georgia Southern 25
Georgia Southern QB Shai Werts: 10/18 160yds, 1-TD 2-Int QBR-11.4
That performance had this guy like:

St. Francis de Sales 24 – Lima Senior HS 25
The ol kickoff and 27 laterals is going to work!!!


Groin shot of the week



Winner:



Week 6 Preview:


Chris
Jodie
Norm
Mike
Dan
Doug
Ed
Brian
Kim
Jacquie
Dave
Ron


Good Luck to All!!!
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2017 Week 4 Wrap-Up, Week 5 Preview

Week 4 Wrap Up:


Chris
77.55
Brian
103.40
Norm
87.40
Jacquie
84.70
Dan
80.45
Ron
100.95
Ed
63.10
Jodie
93.75
Mike
100.25
Kim
107.90
Dave
100.65
Doug
84.60


Nuts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Ron
4-0
4-0
429.05
308.65
2
Dan
3-1
3-1
403.75
363.70
9
Jodie
2-2
2-2
303.30
330.15
10
Mike
1-3
1-3
374.15
339.20
11
Ed
1-3
1-3
364.05
438.65
12
Kim
1-3
1-3
361.55
455.50


Bolts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Brian
2-2
2-2
377.65
354.45
4
Chris
2-2
2-2
359.75
316.30
5
Doug
2-2
2-2
335.80
339.85
6
Dave
2-2
2-2
327.00
331.55
7
Norm
2-2
2-2
325.50
366.50
8
Jacquie
2-2
2-2
323.80
340.85


Unfinished Business from last week:


Last week was so bat-sh!# crazy, that these are just SOME of the things that I couldn’t get to:



PLUS, anything that gives me the chance to re-live one of the greatest food related incidents at a ballpark, I’m going to take!



Browns fans are trying to surpass #BillsMafia as the craziest fans in the NFL:


Lions fans coming in with a late charge, saying to Browns fans: Not so fast, my friend:


But, STILL, the undisputed, craziest fans in the world… The #BillsMafia! Seriously, WHO does this?


Jim Tomsula is back! When you last saw him, he was trying to coach the 49ers after Jim Harbaugh left to go coach the Michigan Wolverines. Good to see him again. He’s now the DL coach for Washington. Let’s see how he’s doing:


Larry Fitzgerald is out here committing theft and no one is calling him on it. Poor Orlando Scandrick…


A mascots vs. pee wee players turned tragic as Goldie the Gopher (Univ. of Minnesota) hit the ‘truck stick’ and took this kid’s dignity away: Maybe even more disturbing was Goldie’s TD Celebration:



Cam Newton is ACTIVELY trying to look like a pimp from ‘I’m Gonna Git You Sucka’
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Nothing makes Jeopardy! contestants look dumber than a sports category.


Jimmy Graham going for the Saquon Barkley type hurdle and coming up juuuuuuuuuuuuust short:


… and Clay Matthews trying to be… well, I’m not sure… Gronk-lite?


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
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Winner:


Chris


Despite having the good fortune of Brian deciding to play Willie Snead, who was OUT with a hamstring injury and inactive in his flex position, the injury bug bit Chris hard this week:
Starting QB, Derek Carr, out with a knee to the back and neck twist all in one play, out in the 3rd quarter, did not return. It now turns out he has a broken bone in his back and he’s out 2-6 weeks. The game was called by Nantz & Tony Romo, who has plenty of experience with back injuries.


#1 WR Julio Jones left the game against Buffalo with a hip flexor injury.
#1 RB Dalvin Cook had his left knee explode in a non-contact injury when he tried to make a cut. It’s an ACL tear and he’ll be out for the year.
When hearing of all this, Chris pretty much became this guy:


The state of his team right now:


Thursday Night Football:
Patriots @ Buccaneers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule


49ers
@
Colts
Jets
@
Browns
Jaguars
@
Steelers
Chargers
@
Giants
Bills
@
Bengals
Panthers
@
Lions
Titans
@
Dolphins
Cardinals
@
Eagles
Ravens
@
Raiders
Seahawks
@
Rams
Packers
@
Cowboys
Chiefs
@
Texans
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NO, WASH
Atlanta1.jpgDenver_Broncos_Old_Helmet.jpgnew_orleans_saints_helmet_1976_1999_by.pngWashington-font-b-Redskins-b-font-font-b.jpg


Monday Night Football:


Vikings @ Bears (8:30 pm)
Vikings8.jpgChicago3.jpg


Around the League:


Yo, Ronnie… if you think Zeke Elliott has underperformed compared to your expectations, I may have a reason why.


Looks like someone has been hitting the buffet circuit harder than he should be. (I can make that joke, I’m as big as a house)


Chicago 14 – Green Bay 35


Things started off badly for the Bears


and Mike Glennon…


and just got worse. Danny Trevathan tried to do his best Harry Callahan and take Devante Adams’ head clean off


Even Clay Matthews was like this after seeing the Bears:

A post shared by deadspin (@deadspin) on


New Orleans 20 – Miami 0
Miami did what some would consider impossible. Not only were they down last week 20-0 to the Jets before losing 20-6, but they got shut out in London. The shutout  is even MORE impossible because it was against the SAINTS!!! The Saints defense was averaging giving up 26ppg. If all of this bad news about Puerto Rico and Catalonia and Las Vegas has got you down, you know who’s there to make you laugh? Smokin Jay Cutler, that’s who.


Pittsburgh 26 – Baltimore 9


A DISGRACEFUL performance by the Raven FANS, as they decided to boo a PRAYER before the national anthem. How big of a scumbag do you have to be to boo a prayer?
Meanwhile, JuJu Smith-Schuster scored a TD and delighted old school ‘Street Fighter’ players everywhere by pulling off a ‘Hadouken’!

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Philadelphia 26 – LA Chargers 24


Jason Peters doing something very nice:



Hey, Dean Spanos, THIS is what you get when you leave a fanbase in the 2nd largest city in California when you can’t extort them for a publicly financed stadium, move to a city that couldn’t care less about you and then, on top of all of that, harass your #1 fan, BOLTMAN!


Carolina 33 – New England 30


Jacksonville 20 – NY Jets 23/OT


Marquise Lee just screwed up the OT for the Jags. He dropped a 3rd down pass that should have been a 1st down at the Jets 25, then touched a punt at his own 30, but didn’t catch it, then ran it down, picked it up at his own 3 and got tackled. That pinned the Jags back, and forced them to punt  and eventually give up the GW FG.


NY Giants 23 – Tampa Bay 25


Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, Tampa! You can’t catch THIS guy?!?!?!


Lol


In this week’s installment of: We have no idea what we’re ACTUALLY watching: Odell Beckham Jr. going up for a routine catch and… OH MY GOD, I THINK I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT!!!


After the game, Ben McAdoo had it about right:



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In the College Game:


Ole Miss 3 – 1 Alabama 66



2 Clemson 31 – 12 Virginia Tech 17
Indiana 14 – 4 Penn St 45


This Saquon Barkley kid is pretty good.


5 USC 27 – 16 Washington St 30


6 Washington 42 – Oregon St 7
7 Georgia 41 – Tennessee 0



Northwestern 24 – 10 Wisconsin 33
11 Ohio St 56 – Rutgers 0


24 Mississippi St 10 – 13 Auburn 49
14 Miami (FL) 31 – Duke 6
15 Oklahoma St 41 – Texas Tech 34
Murray St 10 – 17 Louisville 55
18 South Florida 61 – East Carolina 31
Northern Illinois 28 – 19 San Diego St 34
Vanderbilt 24 – 21 Florida 38
Miami (OH) 17 – 22 Notre Dame 52
Troy 24 – 25 LSU 21


Ohio 58 – UMass 50
Those hands are nice!


Groin shot of the week



Winner:



Week 5 Preview:


Chris
Jacquie
Norm
Doug
Dan
Mike
Ed
Ron
Jodie
Kim
Brian
Dave


Good Luck to All!!!
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2017 Week 4 Wrap-Up, Week 5 Preview

Week 4 Wrap Up:


Chris
77.55
Brian
103.40
Norm
87.40
Jacquie
84.70
Dan
80.45
Ron
100.95
Ed
63.10
Jodie
93.75
Mike
100.25
Kim
107.90
Dave
100.65
Doug
84.60


Nuts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Ron
4-0
4-0
429.05
308.65
2
Dan
3-1
3-1
403.75
363.70
9
Jodie
2-2
2-2
303.30
330.15
10
Mike
1-3
1-3
374.15
339.20
11
Ed
1-3
1-3
364.05
438.65
12
Kim
1-3
1-3
361.55
455.50


Bolts Division
#
Name
Record
Div
PF
PA
1
Brian
2-2
2-2
377.65
354.45
4
Chris
2-2
2-2
359.75
316.30
5
Doug
2-2
2-2
335.80
339.85
6
Dave
2-2
2-2
327.00
331.55
7
Norm
2-2
2-2
325.50
366.50
8
Jacquie
2-2
2-2
323.80
340.85


Unfinished Business from last week:


Last week was so bat-sh!# crazy, that these are just SOME of the things that I couldn’t get to:



PLUS, anything that gives me the chance to re-live one of the greatest food related incidents at a ballpark, I’m going to take!



Browns fans are trying to surpass #BillsMafia as the craziest fans in the NFL:


Lions fans coming in with a late charge, saying to Browns fans: Not so fast, my friend:


But, STILL, the undisputed, craziest fans in the world… The #BillsMafia! Seriously, WHO does this?


Jim Tomsula is back! When you last saw him, he was trying to coach the 49ers after Jim Harbaugh left to go coach the Michigan Wolverines. Good to see him again. He’s now the DL coach for Washington. Let’s see how he’s doing:


Larry Fitzgerald is out here committing theft and no one is calling him on it. Poor Orlando Scandrick…


A mascots vs. pee wee players turned tragic as Goldie the Gopher (Univ. of Minnesota) hit the ‘truck stick’ and took this kid’s dignity away: Maybe even more disturbing was Goldie’s TD Celebration:



Cam Newton is ACTIVELY trying to look like a pimp from ‘I’m Gonna Git You Sucka’
DKhLAA0UMAAxxM3.jpg2384317858_847a16a402_b.jpg


Nothing makes Jeopardy! contestants look dumber than a sports category.


Jimmy Graham going for the Saquon Barkley type hurdle and coming up juuuuuuuuuuuuust short:


… and Clay Matthews trying to be… well, I’m not sure… Gronk-lite?


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue:
139rxc.jpg


Winner:


Chris


Despite having the good fortune of Brian deciding to play Willie Snead, who was OUT with a hamstring injury and inactive in his flex position, the injury bug bit Chris hard this week:
Starting QB, Derek Carr, out with a knee to the back and neck twist all in one play, out in the 3rd quarter, did not return. It now turns out he has a broken bone in his back and he’s out 2-6 weeks. The game was called by Nantz & Tony Romo, who has plenty of experience with back injuries.


#1 WR Julio Jones left the game against Buffalo with a hip flexor injury.
#1 RB Dalvin Cook had his left knee explode in a non-contact injury when he tried to make a cut. It’s an ACL tear and he’ll be out for the year.
When hearing of all this, Chris pretty much became this guy:


The state of his team right now:


Thursday Night Football:
Patriots @ Buccaneers (8:25 pm)
8fc74bd3fee490c420ec04d7b9c1e1f8.jpgBucs6.jpg


Sunday Schedule


49ers
@
Colts
Jets
@
Browns
Jaguars
@
Steelers
Chargers
@
Giants
Bills
@
Bengals
Panthers
@
Lions
Titans
@
Dolphins
Cardinals
@
Eagles
Ravens
@
Raiders
Seahawks
@
Rams
Packers
@
Cowboys
Chiefs
@
Texans
Byes:
ATL, DEN
NO, WASH
Atlanta1.jpgDenver_Broncos_Old_Helmet.jpgnew_orleans_saints_helmet_1976_1999_by.pngWashington-font-b-Redskins-b-font-font-b.jpg


Monday Night Football:


Vikings @ Bears (8:30 pm)
Vikings8.jpgChicago3.jpg


Around the League:


Yo, Ronnie… if you think Zeke Elliott has underperformed compared to your expectations, I may have a reason why.


Looks like someone has been hitting the buffet circuit harder than he should be. (I can make that joke, I’m as big as a house)


Chicago 14 – Green Bay 35


Things started off badly for the Bears


and Mike Glennon…


and just got worse. Danny Trevathan tried to do his best Harry Callahan and take Devante Adams’ head clean off


Even Clay Matthews was like this after seeing the Bears:

A post shared by deadspin (@deadspin) on


New Orleans 20 – Miami 0
Miami did what some would consider impossible. Not only were they down last week 20-0 to the Jets before losing 20-6, but they got shut out in London. The shutout  is even MORE impossible because it was against the SAINTS!!! The Saints defense was averaging giving up 26ppg. If all of this bad news about Puerto Rico and Catalonia and Las Vegas has got you down, you know who’s there to make you laugh? Smokin Jay Cutler, that’s who.


Pittsburgh 26 – Baltimore 9


A DISGRACEFUL performance by the Raven FANS, as they decided to boo a PRAYER before the national anthem. How big of a scumbag do you have to be to boo a prayer?
Meanwhile, JuJu Smith-Schuster scored a TD and delighted old school ‘Street Fighter’ players everywhere by pulling off a ‘Hadouken’!

hqdefault.jpg


Philadelphia 26 – LA Chargers 24


Jason Peters doing something very nice:



Hey, Dean Spanos, THIS is what you get when you leave a fanbase in the 2nd largest city in California when you can’t extort them for a publicly financed stadium, move to a city that couldn’t care less about you and then, on top of all of that, harass your #1 fan, BOLTMAN!


Carolina 33 – New England 30


Jacksonville 20 – NY Jets 23/OT


Marquise Lee just screwed up the OT for the Jags. He dropped a 3rd down pass that should have been a 1st down at the Jets 25, then touched a punt at his own 30, but didn’t catch it, then ran it down, picked it up at his own 3 and got tackled. That pinned the Jags back, and forced them to punt  and eventually give up the GW FG.


NY Giants 23 – Tampa Bay 25


Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, Tampa! You can’t catch THIS guy?!?!?!


Lol


In this week’s installment of: We have no idea what we’re ACTUALLY watching: Odell Beckham Jr. going up for a routine catch and… OH MY GOD, I THINK I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT!!!


After the game, Ben McAdoo had it about right:



Dylan.gif


In the College Game:


Ole Miss 3 –