Emergency Gronk report!

Bozo of the week


Mohammed Anas
Wait, WHO is that, you say? Mohammed plays soccer for the South African ‘Free State Stars’ club. He scored both of his team’s goals in a 2-2 draw against Ajax Cape Town. In soccer, after the game, a ‘Man of the Match’ award is given to the most outstanding player. (Much the same way that hockey does the three stars of the night and the #1 star gets interviewed after the game)
Many players thank their wife/family after the game. Some thank their girlfriend. Ol’ Mohammed thanked his wife AND his girlfriend!

Around the 0:27 mark

More details here. He then tries to explain himself and only succeeds in making himself sound creepy HERE

This… THIS is the world we live in?


What is Gronk up to?

When we last saw our hero, he was recovering from a season ending back injury suffered against the New York Jetripolitans.
Since then, he’s been:

Soprano of the week:
It’s opening day of the baseball season!

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This is why you have to pay attention as a first base coach…

Other News:

Wait, the Browns traded FOR Brock Osweiler and his exorbitant contract? Really?

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League Rule Changes:

As discussed at the last draft, there are several changes regarding the league setup:

As voted on by the league prior to the draft this season, the following rules will be enacted for the 2017-2018 season:
1) ZERO keepers
2) Draft will revert to snake style drafting
3) Draft order will be determined every year moving forward by a random draw out of a hat
4) There will be TWO divisions, not three – divisions will be constituted out of evens v odds the first year, those will then be your division-mates moving forward
5) The regular season will now be weeks 1-13
6) The playoffs will expand to SIX teams (Division winners then the next 4 best records) The 2 best teams will get bye weeks for week 14, then week 15 is the semifinals, 16 finals.
7) You MUST physically attend the draft moving forward.

I would like to suggest another change, in that I would like to reduce the number of points your kicker loses for missing an extra point from -5 to -3.

Draft Order

The season begins Thursday 9/7, so I will be looking to schedule something on Tuesday, 9/5 or Wednesday 9/6 at Hooters in West Springfield. I will let all of you know when there is something solid for draft night.

Your draft order for the 2017 season will be determined by random draw a week before the draft.

Good Luck to All!!!

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The Commish

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