Finals Wrap-Up, 2016 Season Wrap-Up

Finals Wrap Up:

Brian
81.15
Jodie
78.00

Dan, please get the trophy ready for Brian at next year’s draft. Also, shine up the championship belt for him.

3rd Place Game

Dave
122.75
Doug
89.80

Sunday Schedule

NE
@
Miami
Car
@
TB
Cle
@
Pit
Dal
@
Phi
Balt
@
Cin
Buf
@
NYJ
Chi
@
Min
NO
@
Atl
Hou
@
Ten
KC
@
SD
Oak
@
Den
Sea
@
SF
Ariz
@
LA
NYG
@
Wash

I left one game out of the list… can you tell me what that game is? No, you can’t because you don’t care. It’s a game no one should care about.

Sunday Night Football:

Detroit @ Green Bay
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Around the League:


In a year that was so heartbreaking and awful, a year where the President-Elect recently called for a renewed nuclear arms race, and so many beloved people died, like:


George Michael
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Craig Sager
Alan Thicke
John Glenn
Florence Henderson
Gwen Ifill
Robert Vaughn
Leonard Cohen
Janet Reno
Arnold Palmer
Jose Fernandez
Buckwheat Zydeco
Edward Albee
Gene Wilder
Kenny Baker (R2D2)
David Huddlestone
Miss Cleo
Garry Marshall
Pat Summitt
Anton Yelchin
Christina Grimmie
Gordie Howe
Kimbo Slice
Muhammad Ali
Morley Safer
Prince
Chyna
Doris Roberts
Will Smith (DE, Saints)
Merle Haggard
Patty Duke
Garry Shandling
Phife Dawg
Frank Sinatra Jr.
Emerson, of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Lake of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Nancy Reagan
Bud Collins
George Kennedy
Tony Burton (Duke in the Rocky movies)
Harper Lee
Boutros-Boutros Ghali
Vanity
Antonin Scalia
Dave Mirra
Abe Vigoda
Glenn Frey
Alan Rickman
And… David Bowie

It is only fitting that we had the ‘worst’ final of our league’s history. The combined 159.15 points is the lowest total (surpassing the 2014 final of 161.25) by 2.10 points. Brian who started 9-0, then went 0-5 then went 2-0 in the playoffs scored 81.15 (the lowest winning score by 6.25 points) and won by 3.15 points. He could have lost the final IF Jodie decided to play a TE who actually played!!! She started Jordan Reed (TE, Was) who is listed as OUT. She had another TE, Gary Barnidge, on the bench who scored 4.20 points. She would have won the final by 1.05 points if she either: Called the commish, texted the commish, emailed the commish, or placed a note on our message board stating that ‘in the event that Jordan Reed doesn’t play, please put in Gary Barnidge.’ Also, if you’re reading this, the final came down to Cleveland TE Gary Barnidge. If this doesn’t make crystal clear how stupid what we’re doing is, I don’t know what to tell you.

In the consolation final, Dave beat Doug 122.75-89.80 to win his dues back. It’s nice when Aaron Rodgers (Mr. Olivia Munn… who, incidentally, was good in ‘Office Christmas Party’) gets you 48.65 points in the playoffs, huh?
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Payouts for the year:

Doug: 1st in Reg Season: $50, 4th in playoffs: Arm around shoulder/pat on back
Dave: 2nd in Reg Seson: $40, 3rd in playoffs: $40
Brian: 3rd in Reg Season: $30, 1st in playoffs: $200
Jodie: 4th in Reg Season: Handshake and an ‘Attaboy’, 2nd in playoffs: $120

If you want to see a statistical history of the league since its inception: CLICK HERE!!

Everyone is hurt…

Everyone is STILL hurt… except Tyreek Hill… THAT’S why he’s running past everyone.

What’s Gronk up to?

He’s feeling the Madden Curse… Damn you, EA, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


Bozo of the week
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Runner Up:
Greg & Marc

Pay your dues, boys.
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Winner:
2016

We’re all ready for your to end and get on to a brighter future.


This… THIS is the world we live in?

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Soccer Haircut of the week:

Taribo West – former Defender for the Nigerian National team, Auxerre, Inter Milan, Derby County and Kaiserslauten.
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch

See you all at next year’s draft!!!
New rules will be listed in emails prior to the draft.
The dues are still $40 for everyone except for Greg & Marc, whose dues shoot up to $80, since they have to make up for not paying them this year.

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The Commish

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