Week 7 Wrap Up, Week 8 Preview

Week 7 Wrap Up:
Chris
132.60
Dan
102.55
Mike
91.10
Marc
95.45
Kim
98.95
Dave
97.20
Doug
85.10
Jodie
60.50
Greg
89.55
Norm
114.50
Brian
99.45
Ed
71.70
League Standings
Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Dan
5-2
3-0
743.40
626.50
Norm
4
Doug
5-2
1-2
733.20
653.60
Brian
5
Kim
4-3
1-2
678.40
672.70
Greg
7
Marc
3-4
1-2
707.35
765.50
Ed
Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
4-3
2-1
728.80
682.60
Chris
9
Mike
3-4
2-1
693.95
704.10
Jodie
11
Ed
2-5
2-1
612.95
712.45
Marc
12
Greg
0-7
0-3
668.60
830.05
Kim
Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Brian
7-0
3-0
724.40
584.30
Dan
6
Chris
3-4
1-2
742.80
791.85
Dave
8
Jodie
3-4
2-1
704.20
682.85
Mike
10
Norm
3-4
0-3
665.30
696.85
Doug
Thursday Night Football:
Jaguars @ Titans (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule
Washington
@
Bengals
Chiefs
@
Colts
Raiders
@
Buccaneers
Seahawks
@
Saints
Lions
@
Texans
Jets
@
Browns
Packers
@
Falcons
Patriots
@
Bills
Chargers
@
Broncos
Cardinals
@
Panthers
Eagles
@
Cowboys
Byes:
LA, MIA
NYG, PIT
SF, BALT
Monday Night Football:
Vikings @ Bears (8:30 pm)
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Around the League:
We now know what Aaron Rodgers is going out for Halloween as:(during his post game press conference after beating the sorry-ass Bears)

Sorry Geno Smith Era 2.0… Gone to a torn ACL… maybe when you have a starting job and owe $600 to a defensive lineman, maybe you should just pay it and not risk losing your starting job, and having everything befall you that has befallen you. They’ve created an idiom about this: Let sleeping dogs lie.
The Arian Foster era is over. I’m not telling you who or what or if to worship in your spiritual life, but it’s rather ironic that Arian Foster was one of the best backs in the league prior to the 2015 season, announced in the 2015 preseason that he’s an athiest, immediately tore his achilles, then signed with the Dolphins, got injured again, then retired.
Say what you want about Trent Dilfer… but this is flawless logic and analysis:

What’s Gronk up to?
He scored his franchise tying 68th TD against the Steelers. He currently shares the record with Stanley Morgan. Does he know what is next? You bet your bippy he does!!! Gronk is a national treasure.
Bozo of the week
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Second Runner Up:
The NFL
This group of clowns continues to amaze. They’re again proving that just because you have tons of money, that doesn’t mean you’re smart. Stop assuming that these people have characteristics that they keep showing you they don’t have.
From this weekend:
I already alerted you to this in week TWO!!! Read my stuff, Goodell!

No one knows what a catch is anymore… or pass interference… or if hitting someone as you jump over them as you attempt to block a FG is a penalty.
Speaking of that… a Seattle 6 – Arizona 6 game in OT had an opportunity for each to kick a GW FG in OT…
Attempt 1 by Arizona:

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Attempt 2 by Seattle:
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You’ve got assistant coaches urinating into Gatorade cups on the sideline during the game.
The 49ers can’t return a punt. 49ers fever… CATCH IT… no really, catch the punt!
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Speaking of jumping to block field goals: We had a 6-6 Sunday night primetime tie, followed by Trevor Siemian v. Brock Osweiler, followed by Jags @ Titans… but it’s KAEPERNICK’S fault that the ratings are down.
First Runner Up:
Dan
Left Jay Ajayi on the bench for the second consecutive week. The 27.60 points could have helped some, along with the 32.70 points he could have wrangled for you last week. In related news, Dan is 0-2 the last two weeks.
Winner:
Everyone involved in the Houston Texans organ-I-zation
Bill O’Brien… you were prohibited by NFL rules from even MEETING with Brock Osweiler before having to offer him a contract in the offseason. Another branch off of the Belichick coaching tree appears that it will crash to the ground and spontaneously burst into flames. He joins the long list of coaches like: Josh McDaniels, Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis and Eric Mangini (‘The Mangenius’) of soon to be spectacular failures as head coaches.
D’Andre Hopkins: I’m so sorry that the Texans are going to waste your time and talent and career by having THIS schlub throwing the ball to you just like they wasted the great Andre Johnson’s career by having a mix of David Carr, Matt Schaub & TJ Yates throwing the ball to him.
The city of Houston: You should still have the Oilers. If you did, you wouldn’t be in this mess now.
Brock Osweiler:
The good news: You got paid $72,000,000 (with $37M guaranteed…reportedly… if you believe that NFL Contracts are worth the paper they’re written on) off of a 5-3 run with one of the best defenses in the history of the NFL and a comeback win at home v. New England after the Pats muffed a punt.
The bad news: You threw for the 2nd least amount of yards in NFL history for a QB with 40+ attempts in your dismal return to Denver (131 yards). You were so bad, that the internet did this to you:

This… THIS is the world we live in?
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Soccer Haircut of the week:
Marouane Fellaini – Midfielder for the Belgian National team and Manchester United
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You may ask what he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch
Good Luck to All!!!
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The Commish

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