Week 5 recap, Week 6 preview

Week 5 Wrap Up:


Chris
77.35
Kim
122.55
Mike
102.65
Norm
116.15
Doug
125.20
Greg
95.50
Dave
78.10
Brian
115.15
Jodie
100.35
Marc
105.60
Dan
84.45
Ed
71.50


League Standings


Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dan
5-0
3-0
561.45
382.95
Jodie
4
Doug
3-2
1-2
522.50
526.45
Chris
5
Kim
3-2
1-2
516.25
487.50
Mike
8
Marc
2-3
1-2
523.10
544.05
Dave


Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
3-2
2-1
501.25
494.85
Marc
9
Mike
2-3
2-1
514.85
545.45
Kim
10
Ed
2-3
2-1
442.10
492.00
Norm
12
Greg
0-5
0-3
488.20
622.60
Brian


Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
5-0
3-0
532.00
421.75
Greg
6
Chris
2-3
1-2
543.55
563.70
Doug
7
Jodie
2-3
2-1
532.75
518.35
Dan
11
Norm
1-4
0-3
429.80
508.15
Ed


Thursday Night Football:


Broncos @ Chargers (8:25 pm)


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Sunday Schedule


49ers
@
Bills
Eagles
@
Washington
Browns
@
Titans
Ravens
@
Giants
Panthers
@
Saints
Jaguars
@
Bears
Rams
@
Lions
Steelers
@
Dolphins
Bengals
@
Patriots
Chiefs
@
Raiders
Falcons
@
Seahawks
Cowboys
@
Packers
Colts
@
Texans
Byes:
Min, TB


Monday Night Football:


NY Jets @ Cardinals (8:30 pm)


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Around the League:




The NFL warned teams not to post tons of content to their team social media sites, THEN POSTED A BUNCH OF CONTENT TO ITS SOCIAL MEDIA SITES.


Odell Beckham Jr. made up with the kicking net. If he was on your team, you’d love him.


Pats fans were so ecstatic that our lord and savior, Tom Brady was back from suspension, some of them started acting like the Bills Mafia.


Speaking of the Pats, the Browns, who were the sacrificial lambs to the Pats, are now on their FIFTH QB. Cody Kessler got driven into the ground on his throwing shoulder, and got knocked out for the game. That means that Clipboard Jesus, Charlie Whitehurst came in the game, but not before the Browns tried out Terrelle Pryor at QB for a series. Is God trying to play some type of zero sum game in Cleveland? So if the Cavs & Indians are good, the Browns have to be EXTRA sucky?


Also, Andrew Hawkins of said Browns had the greatest TD celebration of all time.



Raiders fans are completely loving their team’s return to not being terrible. Too bad they’re going to have their squad move to Las Vegas soon. 66 person shot ski?


Vikings fans are really feeling themselves. This is a) gross and b) completely unnecessary. Must be nice being 5-0 heading into your bye week.


Jordan Todman… just stay on your feet and down the punt. You don’t need to dive and make a spectacle of yourself.


What’s Gronk up to?


He’s creating new words to describe Tom Brady. Is it a complete ‘bro’ description? Of course it is.


He is also unconcerned at your fantasy football angst. He’s worried about ‘real football, baby!’


Bozo of the week
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Second Runner Up:
Tyrod Taylor



First Runner Up:
Chris Damore


Julio Jones & AJ Green giveth and taketh away:
Last week, they combined for 59.30 points in helping Chris get to 158.65 points. This week, they combined for 7.90 points. Tough luck for you, pal.


Winner:
Drew Kaser


Who?
Drew Kaser, rookie punter for the San Diego Chargers.
It’s bad enough when you do this.
That’s right, a 17 yard punt, going into the 4th quarter, deep in your own territory. But then, you go and do this:


Botched hold on a possible game tying 36 yard FG, with 2 minutes left. If this was New England, we’d see someone else on the team next week, and Mr. Kaser with a pink slip. However, this is San Diego. The Chargers have lost 4th quarter leads in all 4 of their losses. When asked about the snap fiasco, Kaser said “We’ve got to go back to the film.’ Are you kidding, bro? You dropped it, end of story! Now stop doing this stuff! You’re making Philip Rivers, his wife Tiffany and their EIGHT children very sad.



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Gyasi Zardes, Attacking Midfielder/Forward for the US National Team and the LA Galaxy.
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing with his head, but he’s got something for you:


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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!

The Commish

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