Week 4 Wrap-Up, Week 5 Preview

Week 4 Wrap Up:


Chris
158.65
Marc
129.00
Mike
73.95
Brian
108.35
Kim
101.85
Jodie
84.95
Doug
128.70
Ed
75.10
Dave
92.30
Norm
71.20
Greg
73.25
Dan
121.65


League Standings


Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dan
4-0
3-0
477.00
311.45
Ed
7
Doug
2-2
1-2
397.30
430.95
Greg
8
Kim
2-2
1-2
393.70
410.15
Chris
10
Marc
1-3
1-2
417.50
443.70
Jodie


Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Dave
3-1
2-1
423.15
379.70
Brian
6
Mike
2-2
2-1
412.20
429.30
Norm
9
Ed
2-2
2-1
370.60
407.55
Dan
11
Greg
0-4
0-3
392.70
497.40
Doug


Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
4-0
3-0
416.85
343.65
Dave
4
Chris
2-2
1-2
466.20
441.15
Kim
5
Jodie
2-2
2-1
432.40
412.75
Marc
12
Norm
0-4
0-3
313.65
405.50
Mike


Thursday Night Football:


Cardinals @ 49ers (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule


New England
@
Cleveland
NY Jets
@
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia
@
Detroit
Atlanta
@
Denver
Chicago
@
Indianapolis
Cincinnati
@
Dallas
Tennessee
@
Miami
Buffalo
@
Los Angeles
Washington
@
Baltimore
San Diego
@
Oakland
Houston
@
Minnesota
NY Giants
@
Green Bay
Byes:
KC, NO
Sea, Jax


Monday Night Football:
Buccaneers @ Panthers (8:30 pm)


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Around the League:




Philadelphia was off this week, but that doesn’t mean that you need to miss out on your weekly fill of: Carson Wentz…Ginger Jesus!! I’d say that the Philly faithful have bought in completely to their rookie QB.


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What about the Browns? They could have kept the #2 pick and selected him. How are they doing?
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That looks sub-optimal… and they fired many of their scouts who liked Carson Wentz. THAT’S why you’re Cleveland. Not to worry, Cleveland ended up signing a Jesus of their own: Clipboard Jesus, Charlie Whitehurst. This picture will ingratiate him to Cleveland’s blue collar ethics, right?


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He’s got to be doing SOMETHING right… he’s dating Jewel, for godssake!


The Goddamned RAMS are 3-1 despite not being able to block for squat. Poor Todd Gurley can’t have the ball for a whole yard without seeing a defensive lineman all up in his grill.


What’s Gronk up to?


Ask a dumb question, you get a Gronk answer.
The Patriots also signed his brother, Glenn, to the practice squad.. This raises the question, if Glenn makes it to the main roster, will he be G. Gronkowski? Will Rob be R. Gronkowski? Does big brother just keep the name with no initial? Will they both just have Gronkowski on the back? Or will Rob finally fulfill his dream and change the name on the back to ‘BRO’?


Bozo of the week


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First Runner Up:
Marc Menard


Marc, you had Matt Ryan throw for 503 yards, 4 TD and 1 Int and 47.55 points while playing AGAINST Julio Jones who had 300 Yards Rec, and 1 TD for 36.00 points. Looks like you came out ahead on that transaction… What? You what? Oh, you left Matt on the bench. Wow, sucks to be you. That’s only 24.55 points MORE that you could have had this week. Shake it off, buddy… it happens to everyone.


Winner:
Sarah Thomas/The NFL
NFL side judge who ruled a fumble against Duke Johnson of the Browns (yes, more Browns talk) and gave the ball to Washington. See if you can discern why that would be a problem here:
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That’s right… Duke has the ball and raises it in the air while Sarah is still running towards the pile and looking a full 2 yards ahead of where the ball actually is. Well, this shouldn’t be a problem. We have replay for scenarios just like this AND they automatically review all turnovers. This will be JUST FINE.


Wait, the NFL doubled down on its incompetence and said a) the call was fine b) replay didn’t show anything that would dispute the call and c) the call was made before Johnson emerged with the ball.


So either I need to go to the optometrist, post haste, or the National Football League is throwing a statement at the public that they KNOW to be false with such bravado, that it can only be rivalled by Donald Trump.


We’ve seen how this works over and over again with these clowns, so I’m going with the latter.


Let’s check in with Browns fans and their collective psyche:
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This… THIS is the world we live in?


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GOLF! – Ryder Cup Edition


It only happens once every 2 years, but when we’ve lost 5 of the last 6, I’m writing about it. The US beat Europe 17-11 and the crowds were raucous. We had an ‘Hulk Hogan let me hear you’ hand to ear by Rory McIlroy after he dropped a 35 foot bomb, followed immediately by Patrick Reed hitting his 20 foot putt and the Mutombo finger wag.
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Phil Mickelson (10 birdies) played against Sergio Garcia (9 birdies) both shot 63, and their match was halved.
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If a duel could have been better this year than Mickelson v. Stenson in the final round of the British Open, this was its rival.


The US wins, they had the trophy ceremony and everyone was told to kiss their wife/significant other. Well, there was one person who summed up what it’s like to go stag to a New Year’s Eve event.



Hey, Dustin Johnson, keep your eye out. Keep your eye out on your girl when this guy’s hanging around.


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


David Beckham (Retired Midfielder for England’s National team and played his club football for Manchester United, Real Madrid and LA Galaxy) Known for his insane free kicks. Alias: MISTER Posh Spice


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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree with you), but he’s got something for you:


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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!
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The Commish

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