9/27 – Week 3 Wrap up, Week 4 Preview

Week 3 Wrap Up:


Chris
85.65
Brian
94.40
Jodie
114.60
Norm
73.55
Kim
138.70
Doug
93.05
Dan
118.05
Marc
76.30
Dave
118.05
Greg
112.70
Mike
101.70
Ed
78.55


League Standings


Nuts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
1
Dan
3-0
3-0
355.35
238.20
Greg
8
Kim
1-2
1-2
292.05
325.20
Jodie
9
Marc
1-2
1-2
288.50
285.05
Chris
10
Doug
1-2
1-2
268.60
356.05
Ed


Bolts
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
3
Mike
2-1
2-1
338.25
320.95
Brian
5
Dave
2-1
2-1
330.85
308.50
Norm
6
Ed
2-1
2-1
295.50
278.85
Doug
11
Greg
0-3
0-3
319.45
375.75
Dan


Screws
Team
Rec
Div
PF
PA
Next
2
Brian
3-0
3-0
308.50
269.70
Mike
4
Jodie
2-1
2-1
347.45
310.90
Kim
7
Chris
1-2
1-2
307.55
312.15
Marc
12
Norm
0-3
0-3
242.45
313.20
Dave


Thursday Night Football:
Dolphins (0-2) @ Bengals (1-1) (8:25 pm)
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Sunday Schedule


Indianapolis
@
Jacksonville
Detroit
@
Chicago
Cleveland
@
Washington
Denver
@
Tampa Bay
Tennessee
@
Houston
Dallas
@
San Francisco
Seattle
@
NY Jets
Los Angeles
@
Arizona
Oakland
@
Baltimore
New Orleans
@
San Diego
Buffalo
@
New England
Kansas City
@
Pittsburgh
Carolina
@
Atlanta
Byes:
GB, Philly


Monday Night Football:
Giants (2-0) @ Vikings (2-0) (8:30 pm)


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Around the League:




Odell Beckham and Josh Norman had lots of fun playing against each other.
Wait a minute… is he CRYING?!? There’s no crying in football!!! You better have a bone broken or be out for the year if you’re going to cry like that!


The Packers got all tricky-tracky because they know the rules. Are we going to get the ball on the 3? Nope… make it the 40 yard line. Great play by the kickoff returner.


Poor, poor Philip Rivers… stuck in the same purgatory for 10 years now. I know we were up 2 with 1:28 left, but our defense just gave up a 63 yard TD to T.Y. Hilton. Hey, Phil, you’re down 4 with 1:17 left and no timeouts at your own 25 yard line AND your TE will fumble after you hit him on a nice 18 yard reception. Go get em, pal! This is the closest thing the NFL has to Sisyphus.


What’s Gronk up to?


He’s finally back on the field. Granted it was only for 14 snaps, but if you’re up 27-0 and have 10 days off to rest, there’s no reason to put him in more harm’s way.
He’s got his first pair of sneakers/trainers out from Nike. They can glow in the dark!


Bozo of the week


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Second Runner Up
Cam Newton


Cam, baby, you can look like this after you win a game. You CAN’T look like this after scoring 10 points and losing at home to the Bridgewater-less and Peterson-less Vikings.


First Runner Up:
Jameis Winston


You’re at home. You’re playing the LA Rams, who haven’t scored a TD since 1994. You NEED to win this game because your next 2 are v. Denver then Carolina. What do your Bucs do? Your 2nd round kicker misses an extra point, then a field goal. You go down 23-20, then while driving you hold on to the ball WAY too long and have a strip sack, fumble, returned for TD. You get it back to 37-32. You go for the two point conversion to make it a 3 point game, but fail. There is a weather delay of all things at the 2:00 warning.

You get the ball back and are driving down to the LA 15 with a few seconds left, then you show an unbelievable lack of awareness with THIS beauty.


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By the way, Tampa Defensive Coordinator Mike Smith… yes former Falcons head coach and Jaguars DC Mike Smith. The guy who is to clock management as Donald Trump is to fact-checking. Get your head out of your backside. You’ve got talent on defense. WAY too much talent to give up 24 to Atlanta, 40 to Arizona and THIRTY FLIPPIN SEVEN to the LA Rams who all saw a physician and every player tested positive for being allergic to the end zone.


Winner:
Ryan Fitzpatrick


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The Jets had EIGHT turnovers, SIX of those were interceptions and took the L at Kansas City 24-3. After those six interceptions, the internet do what it do. At least Ryan got his name in the same sentence as Joe Namath… the only other Jets QB in history who threw 6 in one game. Back in 1975!!  It says something about the Chiefs as well, when you get that many turnovers and only put up 24 points… 7 of which was an interception return for TD. What the hell, guys? Did you want the Jets to HAND you the ball AND escort you into the end zone too?



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Ronaldo (Luís Nazário de Lima) – Former Brazilian Striker (62 goals in 98 appearances) and played his club football for: Cruzeiro, PSV Eindhoven, Barcelona, Inter Milan. Real Madrid, AC Milan, and Corinthians (247 goals in 3 appearances for all clubs). He is widely considered one of the greatest football players of all time… but that haircut… Woooooooo!!!! He’s also had an interesting scandal that you don’t see in the US… ever… Transvestite Prostitutes that he didn’t know were dudes at the time until they got back to the hotel! He was engaged at the time.. After this story broke he was formerly-engaged.


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You may ask what the hell he’s doing (and I agree with you), but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!
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The Commish

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