9/20 – Week 2 Wrap-Up, Week 3 Preview

Week 2 Wrap Up:


Chris
102.75
Norm
87.10
Jodie
102.20
Brian
118.25
Kim
90.00
Dan
112.70
Doug
103.65
Marc
92.55
Greg
117.95
Mike
140.55
Ed
100.00
Dave
88.35


Week 3 Matchups:


Chris
@
Brian
Jodie
@
Norm
Kim
@
Doug
Dan
@
Marc
Greg
@
Dave
Ed
@
Mike


Thursday Night Football:
Texans (2-0)@ Patriots (2-0)(8:25p)
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Sunday Schedule
Washington
@
NY Giants
Baltimore
@
Jacksonville
Cleveland
@
Miami
Minnesota
@
Carolina
Arizona
@
Buffalo
Denver
@
Cincinnati
Detroit
@
Green Bay
Oakland
@
Tennessee
Los Angeles
@
Tampa Bay
San Francisco
@
Seattle
Pittsburgh
@
Philadelphia
NY Jets
@
Kansas City
San Diego
@
Indianapolis
Chicago
@
Dallas


Washington @ NY Giants means something you were never clamoring for: The return of Josh Brown!!!
Why is this a big deal you ask? Isn’t he a placekicker you say?
Yes, he’s returning from a ONE game suspension for domestic violence against his wife, who has since divorced him. Wait a second (you say)… didn’t the whole Ray Rice incident prompt the NFL to create a policy that the first time there is a domestic violence incident that the player will be suspended for SIX games?  I mean, this guy just pledged his entire salary to domestic abuse charities if someone would sign him. He’d be playing for free and can’t get a sniff as a RB, so I’m sure that the looked down upon kicker has NO chance. I saw them start that whole ‘No More’ domestic violence charity with tons of commercials staring into the camera with a white background just talking.


Didn’t they dedicate the whole month of October to raising awareness about breast cancer screenings? They are showing they care about women’s issues, aren’t they? You’re absolutely right!!! Why the differences here?


Because BLEEP you, that’s why! The NFL has no interest in consistency or justice or even following their own policies! (THIS is the definition of good journalism… and why good journalism is important.) They just want Josh to kick field goals. I mean, 37 year old kickers are hard to come by, amiright?!? Pink October? A complete sham. They saw a whole market (51% of the population) – women – that they weren’t selling product to. We’ll throw them a bone here or there to make them feel like we care and BOOM!!  Just another way to make you spend money on more product. It’s all about moving inventory, baby! They don’t care because you’re sheeple and will watch their product no matter what they do. You’ll watch it no matter how awful the product is or how incompetent the referees are as well. Just fork over your cash and stop making the owners wait so long to start counting it. Basically you’re Fry in Futurama.
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Well, there IS also the whole Odell Beckham Jr. v. Josh Norman feud that is reconvening as well. Last year it got U-G-L-Y and there was NO alibi.


Also, Odell seems to be having the time of his life:


Detroit v Green Bay also reminds us of the Hail Mary game ender from last year.. And sunk Calvin Johnson into retirement:


Monday Night Football:
Falcons (1-1)@ Saints (0-2)(8:30)


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One day after the 10 year anniversary of the Saints returning to the SuperDome after Katrina left the city in shambles, they meet again!



Desmond Trufant also ALMOST gave us Bill Gramatica part 2.


Around the League:




Adrian Peterson: Torn Meniscus. No timetable for return yet.
Jimmy Grapps: Sprained AC Joint in throwing shoulder (Unlikely to play Thursday) – Welcome to the Jacoby Brissett era!
Josh McCown – Shoulder – Will not play week 3 – Welcome to the Cody Kessler era!
Danny Woodhead – Torn ACL, out for season


We finally found out who ‘Fake Tom Brady’ is… YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO IT IS!!!


Speaking of Tom, he was at his alma-mater this weekend as an honorary captain before the Colorado-Michigan game. He gave a ‘chilling’ pregame speech and it looks like he’ll play catch with damn near anyone, as he threw it around with Jim Harbaugh before the game. The Wolverines fell behind 21-7 before coming back to win 45-28.


What’s Gronk up to?


He may be off of the field because of a hamstring injury but he’s not too injured to be your coach on all things financial! No, I’m not kidding. He’s a spokesperson for Mass Mutual. This should make you question Mass Mutual’s decision making.


Bozo of the week


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Second Runner Up:


The Minnesota Vikings Stadium planning staff!
Congratulations to the taxpayers of Minnesota for contributing to a gorgeous new stadium. Of course, that stadium is killing birds right and left because of all of the glass, but don’t worry about that! Just look at Bud Grant blowing the huge new Gjallarhorn!!
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Now, I know you’ve spent a ton of money, but could you fork over just about $50k more because we apparently don’t have a medical cart to take injured running back, Adrian Peterson, off of the field on and we have to have 2 guys carry him to the locker room. Would you do that?
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First Runner Up:


The Baltimore @ Cleveland officials
Look, I know the Cavaliers just won the city of Cleveland a title and I know the Browns were up 20-0 in this game… BUT…
When a guy makes a catch at the 10 on a potential game winning drive, goes to flip the ball to the official, it sticks slightly to his hand and hits the opposing DB, let’s try NOT to interject ourselves into the equation and make a soul-crushing Unsportsmanlike Taunting call. That was CLEARLY not what Terrelle Pryor was trying to do. What did the Browns to IMMEDIATELY after that call? Of course, they threw an interception into triple coverage. It didn’t have to be that way, officials. People didn’t come to see you. Try to be as invisible as you can be out there…
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Winner:




If you propose to your significant other while doing just ONE of these things:
  1. Wearing beat up ‘Redskins’ socks pulled up as far as you can
  2. Wear Slides/Flip Flops OVER said socks
  3. Wearing baggy Jorts
  4. Wearing a black ‘Sean Taylor’ (R.I.P.) Redskins jersey with the numerals in american flag form
  5. Wearing a Woodland Camo Redskins hat
  6. Making Vernon Davis make that face
You might be a redneck… but to combine all SIX?!?!



This… THIS is the world we live in?


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Soccer Haircut of the week:


Djibril Cisse (Retired Striker for Auxerre, Liverpool, Marseille, Sunderland and Panathinaikos and the French National Team)
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You may ask what the hell he’s doing, but he’s got something for you:
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Dennis Green Memorial Patch


Good Luck to All!!!


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(That’s right! He’s wearing a Whalers T-shirt… Like a Boss)

The Commish

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