Week 13 Recap, Week 14 Preview

Week 13 Recap:
Chris
94.10
V
Norm
119.00
Mike
103.55
V
Greg
84.00
Kim
72.90
V
Dan
118.80
Doug
157.80
V
Marc
92.40
Dave
105.75
V
Ed
130.70
Jodie
86.30
V
Brian
115.20
Week 13 Bozo of the week:

Jim Caldwell, HBC (Head Ball Coach for those of you who don’t speak fluent Spurrier) of the Lions and the man of a thousand faces (see below). His team was up 20-0, at home, against Green Bay with 4 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. Aaron Rodgers has Devante Adams to throw the ball to who treats the football like it will electrocute him and wants to get as far away from it as possible, Randall Cobb who entered the Witness Protection program this season, and a bunch of guys you’ve never heard of with a bunch of ‘b’s in their last name. Would Lions fans rather have THIS on their sidelines:

Or this:

So they squander MOST of that lead, but are still up 23-21 with 0:01 left in the game. Green Bay has the ball on their own 39 yard line. Only thing left is the hail mary, right?
Problem #1:

Problem #2

So, your best guy catching the ball, who is also 6’5″ isn’t on the field even though you practice it with him on the field AND you have 2 defenders guarding against who knows what… the sideline on an untimed down?!?!… on a play where the ball HAS to go to the end zone. Caldwell explained that he had them there to guard against the lateral play that failed to work the play before. The whole crowd was thinking… LATERAL?!?!

Everyone knows what happened next: Aikman Touchdown Unbelievable!!!
And Lions fans had an all too familiar reaction:

The good news (for us, not Detroit) is that it gave us so many great .gifs and videos. Thank you Detroit never stop stinking.
‘Tis the season… let’s go look at the lights… oooh, that one is pret- AAAAAHHHH, MY EYES!!!!!
That display is insane… Hope you don’t live next door to that… wait, of course you don’t. That house is in Chicago.

This house got me like: MY EYES!!!! 

Get your Browns Season tickets while they’re hot!!!
The balls on THIS organization wanting their season ticket cashola AND THEN putting something in the language that just kicks long suffering Browns fans right in the teeth: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE?!?!?!?!
Gronk wants you to try his favorite food:

Yes, that answer SHOULD make you all like:

Peyton Manning will be BACK, BABY!!!!
Meet the newest technology that will get Peyton Manning BACK on the field and all ready for NEXT SEASON when he’s QBing the Cleveland Browns!!! Those poor, poor bastardsCan fortune smile on them just one time? Can stuff LIKE THIS stop happening to them?
Hey, another QB had his head smash against the ground, then threw a pick-6 a couple plays later… that concussion protocol is working wonders!!!

In the college game:
I know this is an NFL league, but please catch a couple of NCAA games
(1)Clemson 45 – (10)North Carolina 37 – Clemson tried… they really, really tried to give it away. They were up 45-30 with about 3 minutes left. NC came down and scored a TD with a minute plus left, then attempted an on-sides kick… WHICH THEY RECOVERED!!! Only one problem: the lower right official called offsides on UNC. Please tell me where anyone is offsides. They re-attempted and this time after bobbles, and a scramble, Clemson recovered, got a first down and ran out the clock. North Carolina fan… how do YOU feel about that?!? There, there… it will all be fine… it’s not like your school participated in systematic academic fraud over the course of 18 years or anything, right?

ACC Officials be like:

(2)Alabama 29 – (18)Florida 15 – Nick Saban again tries to actively kill his running back Derrick Henry by giving him 44 carries for 189 one week after giving him 46 carries.

(5)Michigan State 16 – (4)Iowa 13  LJ Scott GW TD with 0:27 left to play

The Playoff is set!!!

Did Golden State win?!?

YES 114-98 at Nets (Now 22-0)

You should watch them play tonight on NBA TV.

Week 14 Thursday Games:
Minnesota AT Arizona

Week 14 Byes:
NO BYE TEAMS!!!
League Standings:
Nuts
Team
Record
Pts
3
Mike’s High Flyers
7-6
1252.50
4
Eddie’s Eagles
7-6
1275.50
5
Yo Soy Fiesta
7-6
1214.85
7
The Bumble Bunch
6-7
1342.40
Bolts
1*
Culver’s Crusaders
10-3
1479.75
8
Wild Eyed & Wicked
6-7
1284.75
10
PMS
6-7
1146.60
11
Marc’s Majestic Team
5-8
1181.70
Screws
2*
Butch’s Bonecrushers
8-5
1326.55
6
Full Goose Bozo’s
6-7
1351.70
9
Spider 2 Y Banana
6-7
1209.25
12
Jodie’s Generals
4-9
1139.85
Mike leads the Nuts Division because a) his division record is 3-2 (better than Ed’s 2-3). He is tied with Greg in division record BUT Mike has beaten Greg twice (head to head) AND is beating him in overall points 1252.50-1214.85.
Week 14 Matchups
And DOWN the stretch they come!!! Some teams act like THIS, others, not so much (2:22 mark AND 2:40)
Chris
V
Brian
Norm
V
Jodie
Mike
V
Ed
Dave
V
Greg
Dan
V
Marc
Kim
V
Doug
Good Luck to All!!!
The Commish
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