Week 10 roundup, Week 11 preview: It’s the home stretch!!!

Week 10 Recap:
Chris
60.10
V
Ed
110.15
Mike
126.15
V
Dan
144.50
Kim
82.70
V
Brian
76.35
Doug
88.40
V
Dave
79.15
Jodie
58.55
V
Greg
63.00
Norm
109.50
V
Marc
63.90
Week 10 Bozo of the week:

It’s the man who has this award in his name: Full Goose Bozo’s!!! Despite last week’s winner, Kim, playing the THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK with a player in her starting lineup who was on bye (Devonta Freeman) AND having her starting (and only) QB knocked out by the Dolphins (good news to everyone playing Kim, as she won’t see this AND Bradford is expected to miss the next 2 games at least – shoulder, concussion), Brian still couldn’t manage to accumulate more than her meager 82.70 point total. Brian was done in by ‘Chicken Parm you taste so good’ and his record setting performance, not because he HAS Peyton Manning, but because Emmanuel Sanders was shut out by his QB’s linguine armed play.
Second place belongs to Spider 2 Y Banana, as his team has failed to crack the 78 point barrier for 5 of the last 7 weeks. That guy ought to fire his GM. It’s been Indianapolis Colts-like in its dysfunction and ineptitude.
Third place goes to Elvis Dumervil for his final play against the Jacksonville Jaguars. I mean, C’mon MAN! Look at this! All you have to do is grab Blake Bortles (who already fell to the ground on the play) anywhere BUT there. You don’t even have to do THAT. Just stop him from throwing a hail mary into the end zone and you win! But no… you’ve got to have the dumbest facemask penalty of the week (most painful was Johnny Manziel’s… see below) and give the Jags a final, untimed down that puts them in position to kick a game winning 53 yard FG. Baltimore stinks at 2-7. Jacksonville isn’t that much better at 3-6, but in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, that record is good enough to have them ONE GAME OUT OF FIRST PLACE in the putrid, rotting corpse of the AFC South division. It’s true. I’m not making this up.
In the college game:

I know this is an NFL league, but please catch a couple of NCAA games…
The playoff rankings should fall into disarray as #6(Baylor to #12 Oklahoma), 7 (Stanford to Oregon), 9 (LSU to surging Arkansas), & 10 (Utah to Arizona) all lost this weekend. Houston stayed undefeated (10-0) as they came back from way back to beat now 8-2 Memphis 35-34. Somehow, Houston was the FOURTH highest ranked team in THEIR CONFERENCE!!! (Going into the weekend, NAVY was 20 (beat SMU 55-14), Memphis was 21, and Temple was 22 (lost to S. Fla 44-23) Navy is 8-1 and has the all-time rushing TD leader, QB Keenan Reynolds (81 rushing td for career)
Clemson is #1 in the nation (CLEMSON!!!!) and they’re going to cruise to the ACC championship game to meet North Carolina. Meh, North Carolina you say… they can’t be any good you say. North Carolina is presently 9-1 with their only loss being the first game of the year in Charlotte against South Carolina. They have put up 66 & 59 points the last two weeks against a ranked Duke team and the ghost of ‘THE U’ – Miami. UNC must survive @ Va Tech and @ NC State to get there with 1 loss, while Clemson has home against Wake Forest and @ South Carolina.
Meanwhile, Alabama is putting the hurt on people after their upset loss to Ole Miss (where they turned the ball over 5 times but only lost by 6). Since then, they’ve outscored their opponents 220-83, including beating #2 LSU 30-16, #17 Miss St 31-6 #8 Georgia 38-10 and #9 Texas A&M 41-23. Don’t look now (really, it’s ugly football) but Florida is 9-1! If they can get past Florida State on 11/28, the winner of the SEC Championship game should be in the playoffs.
Week 11 Thursday Game:
It’s an AFC SOUTH SHOWDOWN!!!!!

to get you ready for this brutality, I’ve posted a picture below of the gas station in heaven you get to frequent:

Tennessee (featuring T-Rac(yes, a raccoon) and the late Bud Adams) @ Jacksonville (and Jaxson de Ville)!! … because, let’s face it, you don’t REALLY know anyone on these teams other than Mariota, Bortles, Yeldon, maybe Allen Robinson and Bishop Sankey (not because you like him but because you hate his guts more than anything for being a bum).

Week 11 Byes: (Final week of Byes!!)
New Orleans, New York Giants, Pittsburgh, Cleveland

Cleveland? Why the hell does Cleveland get a bye? Oh, oh my… that looks like it hurt. Rest up Johnny…
League Standings:
Nuts
Team
Record
Pts
3
Eddie’s Eagles
6-4
989.40
4
Mike’s High Flyers
5-5
983.20
9
Yo Soy Fiesta
5-5
914.15
10
The Bumble Bunch
4-6
1011.75
Bolts
1
Culver’s Crusaders
8-2
1205.05
5
Wild Eyed & Wicked
5-5
972.50
7
PMS
5-5
932.55
8
Marc’s Majestic Team
5-5
925.05
Screws
2
Butch’s Bonecrushers
6-4
1034.10
6
Spider 2 Y Banana
5-5
935.10
11
Full Goose Bozo’s
3-7
1003.40
12
Jodie’s Generals
3-7
883.40
Week 11 Matchups
Chris
V
Greg
Mike
V
Doug
Kim
V
Norm
Dave
V
Dan
Jodie
V
Ed
Brian
V
Marc
Good Luck to All!!!
The Commish
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