Arsenal – Top of the league, Eduardo is hot like fire.
Man U – A title contender, C Ronaldo = unbelievable skill, Tevez injury worry?
Chelsea – Saddled with many injuries and many players going to the African Cup of Nations
Man City – Joe Hart and Richard Dunne are ON FORM while Elano regains his.
Liverpool – Pants Manager, Pants form
Everton – Playing very well since Cahill came back from injury. Should be an assured UEFA Cup side
Aston Villa – Small squad playing with great heart, plenty of pace on the wings, need another defender or two, a midfield distributor, and more decent bodies for depth. COME ON YOU VILLANS!
Portsmouth – haven’t won at home since beating Reading in September. Have 7 players leaving for the ACN.
Blackburn – Roque Santa Cruz is an on form beast.. no one else is.
West Ham – Fought bravely through injuries, now getting some of their squad fit. Could make a run for the UEFA Cup late in the season
Newcastle – Eleventh and most people can’t wait to fire their manager, Big Sam.
Tottenham – Playing better under Juande Ramos. Brilliant in attack, shambolic in defense. Will Berbatov leave?
Reading – Are who we thought they were.
Bolton – Megson has caused a revival… but will they sell Anelka?
Middlesbrough, Birmingham – Trying to stay out of relegation battle.
Wigan – Playing better under Steve Bruce. Titus Bramble ‘Scoring for fun!’
Sunderland – Roy Keane feeling the heat? Kenwyne Jones is a future star.
Fulham – Just not good enough. Keep conceding late goals to turn wins to draws and draws to losses.
Derby – Playing much better under Paul Jewell, but still could be the worst team in Premier League history!