What happened here, Bones??

Dammit, Jim, I’m a DOCTOR, not a detective! It looks like severe blunt trauma to the head. The weapon left some distinct traces, though. It kind of smells like… WAIT A MINUTE! MY GOD… IT’S A DILL!!

… in other news

It seems as though a man tried to pay for his groceries with…

One MEEEEEEEELLION Dollars!!! I guess the bill didn’t have orange/pink or bluish green on it, and it didn’t have that security strip embedded in it, or any watermark on the bill. Oh well, if you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’ I guess…


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